Neptune Blue

American-Nigerian Deutschophile-ess...go figure. Hipster adjacent. Trickin' is for kids. Comments from strangers are always welcome.

[Neptune Blue @AdaNeptune]

I live life fictionally.

[CCResists @resists_cc]

@MargBarAmerica Idiocracy came true way sooner than the movie predicted.

[☀️DesertCowboy☀️ @Jitaeri]

@nashvilleswifty I hate that some people never care about something until it personally affects them.

[Shivani @ilovemy__house]

Why am I scrolling. What am I searching for

[Neptune Blue @AdaNeptune]

@20Kylies I thought this was Jennette McCurdy playing a New Jersey Italian woman. 😮

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@maryposa0728 I'm watching this episode now! I thought Venita's attempt at clarity was refreshing in addressing a race-based issue. I was surprised the way Olivia shut down because it wasn't the trap she perceived it to be. imo

[Neptune Blue @AdaNeptune]

@Yujirotoosavage @LifeandFortune She's not Korean.

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I'm watching a crime show with re-enactments.

One woman looks like a Great Value Gina Gershon.

I wish there was a nicer way to say that.

[Neptune Blue @AdaNeptune]

I needn't be this stressed out by the "news" coverage of Sophie Turner.

But I am.

[archival gaultier ☆ @catholicuntt]

olivia is so real for saying every guy I like is gay bc I too have that problem

[Neptune Blue @AdaNeptune]

Blame:
- my nurse mother who got me interested in Anatomy
- high school Chemistry. The section about kCals changed my life
- my engineering degree (that should explain everything, honestly)

Give me numbers and I'm happy.

[Neptune Blue @AdaNeptune]

If you don't know me....

I GET TO BE MY OWN SCIENCE EXPERIMENT! MY OWN FREE-BODY DIAGRAM! MY OWN PROCESS DIAGRAM! 🔬🥰

I wish I was kidding. This is who I am.

I concede that this rabid delight *might*, in and of itself, be disordered. 🤷🏿‍♀️

[Neptune Blue @AdaNeptune]

Me: [sends a text message]
Me: [IMMEDIATELY forgets]

* time passes *
* receives reply *

Me: "OMG, ______ sent a message!!"

Me: [opens message legitimately excited (or distressed)]
Me: [sees that I initiated the correspondence]

Me: "Oh. Right."

Rinse and repeat.

[Neptune Blue @AdaNeptune]

Ooooh. I did a classic terrible faux pax.

I owned my stupidity on the spot.

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@CarineK I get you. I know what you meant. 🙌🏾👍🏾

[Neptune Blue @AdaNeptune]

Every single year I am surprised that Burning Man is about to happen, is happening, or has already happened.

Au revoir!

[Reuters @Reuters]

Rain and mud leave Burning Man revelers stranded in Nevada desert https://t.co/L1NpZ6zDyr

[Neptune Blue @AdaNeptune]

"Why are these people violating their own civil rights?!!"

Me, watching any police procedural, news magazine, or the entirety of Investigation Discovery network.

[DesisUnited @DesisUnited]

NEW petition: Please sign and share!!

Indian Americans condemn Vivek Ramaswamy's "KKK" remarks https://t.co/rlhjtHhX3f

[Neptune Blue @AdaNeptune]

Mosquito repellant:

Pro - the lotion-like repellent seems highly effective.

Con - they got me through fitness attire tights! Personal fail.

[Samira Sawlani @samirasawlani]

The way things are going the African Union probably need to start organising group therapy for some of the leaders in office