Adanne

Medium-sized wahala

[Adanne @Adanne]

@Dampop_ @_AbimbolaOshodi At this point I’m ready to inject it with seasoning

[Adanne @Adanne]

Justifying my amebo at work with “I specialize in insights” >>>>>

[𝐿𝓎𝒶𝓃𝓃𝒶 @LandmineLyanna]

@dyingscribe I remember when I first heard of edtwt I thought it would be people showing support and sharing recovery tips. Oh how naïve I was.

[Adanne @Adanne]

Why do people use almond flour as a “healthy” substitute for all-purpose?

It literally has more calories 😂

[Adanne @Adanne]

The news is still pretending like Trump and Iran are making a deal. Why?

[Adanne @Adanne]

WTH? Please get me away from anorexia Twitter!

[Soup ⚞^. .^⚟ @soupnobread]

My mummy bought me kfc so I finally got to eat 🥹 finishing today on 383 calories

[Adanne @Adanne]

I somehow found myself deep in ed algo and ion like it. Guys they’re unhinged over here. Get me out!

[Adanne @Adanne]

@larabillionaire They said you should prepare her for HARDSHIP

[Adanne @Adanne]

This man said women breastfeed so therefore they are 100% responsible for raising their child. Had the audacity to ask his wife “do men breastfeed? Nooooo”

Lmaoooo

[Unwana🇳🇬✨ @Iam_sistabibi]

“If your husband cheats, the first thing is to find how to help him come out of the problem. Don’t be self-seeking about it — Actor Daniel Etim Effiong”

What he’s trying to say is
👇👇👇👇👇
If your husband cheats on you, do not cheat on him or leave him, find out what you did that made him cheat 🫢

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Adanne @Adanne]

I remember when Toke Makinwa bleached and people mocked her, shared her old pictures, etc. They couldn’t wait for her to have a baby so that her real color can show. Lots of “Will you bleach your baby’s skin too?”

Turns out, she can.

[Adanne @Adanne]

For years I was plagued by “akara soaked in honey”

[Joke Tunji @joytji]

You can always tell when a Nigerian writer did not grow up or live in Nigeria by how they write

[Adanne @Adanne]

Omg I forgot about the woman with the lace tights! She was so yum

[marco @omarcoaureIio]

lamento mas qnd chega nessa eu esqueço tudo de ruim que ele já fez pra britney e janet

[Chrissy @Chrissy__Dee]

Nobody but God knows when a hair appointment will end.

[Adanne @Adanne]

Do people who replace all purpose flour with almond flour know that the latter has way more calories?

[Adanne @Adanne]

So meatpie is a dumpling?

[Elle Lookbook @EvaLovesDesign]

World of dumplings

[Adanne @Adanne]

Do I even have friends?

[Big Uncle @Usmanashafe]

Amala Dates with friends

I love girls that know how to have fun ❤️😊

Do you have friends you can recreated this with? 🌚

[Adanne @Adanne]

Lmao this narrative in 2026?

[Abeke Yíwọnláta @FolaLagos]

It is very rare to see a woman cheating on her innocent husband.

If you see a cheating woman, her husband must be a wide aneema.

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

I love seeing it when the “logical gender” narrative is shown to be a silly and false narrative. This week has been pure cinema.
No man who treats his wife/babe anyhow should have peace. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but don’t start the wrong and expect it to be alright 🫵🏿.

[Adanne @Adanne]

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