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[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 @wil_sonn1]

“Kwani napigana na watu wangapi?”💀

[Harry ⭐️⭐️ @Harry_Green10]

World Cup is great until you come into the office and people who don't know anything about football speak about it

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Jamaa wetu ndio aliambiwa apande ceiling apige picha kama anataka loan ingine?

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Stop 'designing' things with AI. You're hurting my eyes

[belles @utdbelles]

me always me today

[Reg🪼 @rokisrageroom]

Hivo ndio mafuta will never go below 200 kshs/l😀

[Dr. VetDigo @zahradigo]

One thing this strike has exposed is how dirty and full of potholes Nairobi is.
"Assuming there are no potholes"??

[Alfred Keter🇰🇪 @alfredarapketer]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

In my intern days. I'd walk from town to Kilimani to save money. I would then meet my boss who had been chauffeured to work at the entrance and he would tell me, "Young man, try use the stairs not the lift, it's healthier."

[︎ ︎GómìnàOjóKan 🇳🇬 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇵🇹 @tunnarmcniarr]

“Sell Bruno and use the money to buy Palmer”

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

only 4 more games with unc casemiro

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Bruno Fernandes assisting the front 3 all season…

[Cudii🥭 @_griftine]

Not matumbo for sure man

[johnna paige. @lowkeyjohnnap]

Fucked around and realized that it doesn’t have to make sense to anybody but me.

[kimonski @officiialex]

But it's my mpesa they want to check

[Lotuses and Kafka Stories 🇨🇿🍵 @LotusesK]

“Why don’t you like dancing in public?”

*Dancing at a party when I was 6 years old*

MC: Is he the winner!??

Crowd: NOOOOOOOOO!!

Me:

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

President William Ruto’s administration has created six new state departments, raising the number of MDAs to 87 from 81.

This comes despite an earlier promise to scrap over 40 state corporations.