addison

serial maunderer. writer. carpenter. mechanical engineer. imbecile.

[addison @AddisonAlan]

@oldwaver @SportsSturm @corbydavidson @TheHardline3to7 @dfwticket If you watch it without sound, it looks like a forced apology for newly revealed allegations.

[addison @AddisonAlan]

@bkp2525 Saw this earlier and just said “yeah, makes sense” and then I had a meeting at work about our margins on municipal waste water projects versus independent school districts.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸

[addison @AddisonAlan]

She was so fucking good, man.

[Hoosier Hammer 🔨🦬🏆🏈 @Brentonmfender]

This video of Dolly Parton covering Stairway to Heaven is going around. Here's a higher quality version for you to enjoy. RIP to the Queen of Country and an absolute angel on Earth.

[addison @AddisonAlan]

@bkp2525 Dude from my “city friend” group. Truly an insane defiance to technology. His second text ever to me was “getting a divorce 😕” hahahaha

[addison @AddisonAlan]

A guy I’ve known since high school has never once had a social media account and just got his first cell phone last week. He’s texting for the first time at 40 years old.

[addison @AddisonAlan]

@bkp2525 he goes to a different school.

[revolvermag @Revolvermag]

6 years gone. Never forgotten.⁠
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RILEY GALE forever. RIP.

[addison @AddisonAlan]

Sunday Morning Back Porch Report:

It rained for 6 seconds. Two squirrels, a hare, and a male cardinal. Neighboring dogs issued their good mornings to each other from their respective yards. A wasp inspected blades of grass for something of use to his day’s cause. Crows cawed. 👍🏼

[addison @AddisonAlan]

@MELANIATRUMP I just spent $450 on groceries that cost me $220 last year.

[addison @AddisonAlan]

@AmericanGwyn Happy birthday, sir.

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

New projections say Texas will pass California as the most populous state before 2050

[addison @AddisonAlan]

Unfortunately, I can relate.

[Tony Ortiz (Current Revolt) @CurrentRevolt]

Agricultural Commissioner @MillerForTexas caught taking a little siesta during the Texas HHS zoom call yesterday.

[addison @AddisonAlan]

It’s not a dry heat.

[addison @AddisonAlan]

@jake_j_jung @bkp2525 this just came across my desk and I figured I’d loop you in.

[addison @AddisonAlan]

@bkp2525 He have anything good on it?

[addison @AddisonAlan]

@bkp2525 Hahahaha

[addison @AddisonAlan]

@bkp2525 Love calling my parents about unsolved murders.

[addison @AddisonAlan]

@bkp2525 I don’t think I ever even heard about the murder or anything. About to be an expert, though.