Addlyn Teague

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[Addlyn Teague @AddlynTeague]

why do I have a feeling Rihanna is going to do the halftime show pregnant

[Noah 🇺🇦 @NoahMF]

All of the founding fathers would have a bit of culture shock today. Except Benjamin Franklin. Give him a few hours and he’d have a tinder account set up.

[Jack🦇🌙 @hvnlycreature]

how it feels to add books to a free public library, walk to a grocery store, then get a bánh mi for lunch

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

250 years ago today, Miley Cyrus founded the United States Of America just so she could party (July 4, 1776).

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Caesar Salad turns 102 today.

[moose @mooseincrisis]

delete this.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i CANNOT believe it's already JULY. Time flies when you work everyday of your fvckinğ life.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

There’s somebody making $22,000/year in rural America going to bed right now that sincerely believes Donald Trump spent his whole day fighting for them.

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2026 is 50% complete.

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

I honestly just don't have time for this right now

[cow @cowincrisis]

thank you @googlemaps

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When I mess up I just think about how someone went to work one day and did Chernobyl

[leyla @leylaaa31]

You guys HOLY SHIT. This is like meeting a celebrity

[SKI @skiistiredasf]

4 college graduates,
3 Masters degrees
1 Doctorate,
2 law degrees
3 Ivy League educations

All in one photo.

Oh and their husbands are in the photo too

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

it’s important to me that the pope has been to a frat party even if it was a daytime frat party of eight

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Yeah, this has been very sudden and I’m trying to adjust. Asking for privacy as I ascend.

[maren🍒 @the0nlygirl]

The women in sex and the city are so socialized I genuinely mourn what the Phone has done to us

[Dionne NYC @missglamorous]

OMG I know she sick

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Too many people see having kids as a step they're supposed to take instead of a human they're guiding through life.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Hot take on the “women file for divorce more than men” debate:

Dude, if she used to book your dentist appointments for you, she knew she’d have to do the divorce paperwork, too.