Darren Papka

Proud Dad,
Iowa State Cheerleading Assistant Coach, EP2

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If at first you don't succeed...then skydiving is not for you!

[Darren Papka @AddysDaddy2011]

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck!!!

[Darren Papka @AddysDaddy2011]

My Dr. recommended I buy orthopedic insoles.
I didn't think they would work, but now I stand corrected.

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I just ran a marathon in Sweden.
I think I took a wrong turn when I crossed the Finnish line.

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The teacher said, "Darren, please tell the class something you're not good at that starts with the letter N."

So I said, "Spelling."

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Where do polar bears keep their money?

In a snow bank!

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One of those big night games‼️⚪️

🌪️🚨🌪️

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The Bubonic Plague, Swine Flu and Corona Virus walk into a bar. The bartender goes, "What is this? Some kind of sick joke?"

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Why was the broom late for work?

It over-swept!!

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There was a huge sale at the Lego store.
People were lining up for blocks!

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Today was a weird day.
First, I found a hat with $50 in small bills in it.
Then, I got chased by a guy with a guitar!

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To the person who invented zero - thanks for nothing.

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Who was the roundest of King Arthur's knights?

Sir Cumference!

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My friend's bakery burned down.

Now, his business is toast!

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If I had a son who became a priest, would I call him son or father?

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True fact: If you took all of the iron in the Eiffel Tower, you would have enough material to build one Eiffel Tower.

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How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

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I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey...
But I turned myself around!