Ashley Dev

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Every Gatorade commercial is an athlete. I just want 1 hungover person. That’s all I ask.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

To the girls who lotion their body after the shower every single time and never miss a beat ? You possess a power that cannot be taken away from you 😭

[brain dump @name_redacted_]

first one in my bloodline to use an app to turn on my lamps

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

My mom raised a complainer, not a quitter. I'll get it done, but you're gonna hear about it.

[s @bambinasalina]

why is everybody under a 2016 psychosis

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Just got a work email today…… like dont u guys have families

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

three wise men? I highly doubt that

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Humans saw this and still invented Microsoft Teams

[🥨 @elyshianone]

we went from Oct 1st to Oct 15th in just 8 mins. it'll be christmas in a few hrs bro

[JohnRocker @itsJohnRocker]

ALL
CHARLIE
KIRK
DID
WAS
HAVE
A
RESPECTFUL
DIALOGUE
WITH
PEOPLE
HE
DISAGREED
WITH

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

RIP Charlie Kirk. It doesn’t matter what your opinion is of Charlie or his politics if you don’t view this as one of the darkest days in American history than you are part of the problem.

[Jianna @CHENFORDSEN]

me being invited anywhere:

[Netflix @netflix]

The #1 way to say "no" of the summer 🚫

[ian @itsianraymond]

me when i’m hungover

[Duolingo @duolingo]

jeremiah fisher i HATE you

[𐙚 @ijanedoll]

babe are u alright? u barely manipulated me today

[jynx @jynxbby]

me tryna remember if i actually said that or i’m being manipulated bc i have bad memory

[pris @pwiscila]

Getting blocked by association is so funny like wait me and my friend come in a twin pack