𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟!

YOU’RE MINE FOR ETERNITY, @12PHDS.

[𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟! @adeerstooth]

https://t.co/nbpaPEFv5m

[𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟! @adeerstooth]

( jabbing the reader’s eye. )

[𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟! @adeerstooth]

( BITING. )

[‍‍ ‍ 𓆩⏃𓆪 ‍ @huntxdprey]

okay dorito

[𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟! @adeerstooth]

THAT LOOKS LIKE DOOKIE.

[𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟! @adeerstooth]

ELF.

[‍‍ ‍ 𓆩⏃𓆪 ‍ @huntxdprey]

( > Stares directly at the reader. )

If any of you call me an elf again I will go apeshit.

[𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟! @adeerstooth]

OWWW,, OUUUCH, THE AGONY.

[𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟! @adeerstooth]

. . . HEHEUUGHH??

[𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟! @adeerstooth]

( BITING AT. )

[𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟! @adeerstooth]

//: cecil palmer my beloved.

[𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟! @adeerstooth]

MM, GONNA DO IT ANYWAYS.

[𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟! @adeerstooth]

WHY STEP, WHEN I CAN FLOAT TO THE VENDING MACHINE?

[𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟! @adeerstooth]

( growling like some feral animal?? )

[𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟! @adeerstooth]

I'MMM GONNA DO IT.

[𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟! @adeerstooth]

I JUST WANNA SAY HI.

[𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟! @adeerstooth]

YEAHHH.

[𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟! @adeerstooth]

I'M GONNA GO DOWN THERE.

[𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟! @adeerstooth]

🤨

[𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟! @adeerstooth]

YEAH, IT'S NOT YOUR FRIDGE, IT'S / MY / FRIDGE NOW.

[𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟! @adeerstooth]

WONDER WHAT PINETREE'S GOT GOIN' ON
IN THE / BASEMENT /.

[𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟! @adeerstooth]

YEAH?? I'M GONNA TAKE THAT AS AN INVITATION TO YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE FRIDGE.

[𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟! @adeerstooth]

HOW ABOUT I BITE YOU AGAIN, / AND / STEAL
YOUR JAM IN THE FRIDGE.