Outside a saloon. A gang of outlaws stand before me, my hat covers my eyes, my poncho ripples in the wind. You ain’t welcome here, their leader barks. A rolling tumbleweed embeds itself in my leg. I look up revealing that tears and snot are streaming down my face W-why n-nnnot
@nightelvesreasy@LudeonStudios Yet my last colony still failed because a dog got into the cocaine drawer, dies from overdose. His owner breaks mentally and punches a generator till it explodes, explosion destroys a wall just as pawn was transporting a nuke past. Dog tries cocaine end result sets off a nuke.
Still boggles my mind that you can report people for saying legitimately the most heinous shit on here with their full chest and nothing fucking happens, man. 'Free speech' means looking at a notif with the full-fat slur visible and tell you 'nothing's wrong'. Comical.
Wife: I feel like you aren't taking on a fair share of the household responsibilities. I feel overwhelmed by the mental load of managing it all.
Husband: *words escaping his mouth before he even realizes what he's saying* I'll show you an absolutely mental load
Oh don’t mind them, that’s just my vassal, House Deathfuck. They live in their castle, The Rapefort. Their emblem is a man getting his penis and balls tortured. It’s symbolic or something.