Lmaoo!!
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The whole country will be deeply concerned by the news from Buckingham Palace this lunchtime.
My thoughts - and the thoughts of people across our United Kingdom - are with Her Majesty The Queen and her family at this time.
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Itโs all smiles here at Brampton Manor Academy as 430 of our amazing students achieve straight A*/A grades at A level. Well done. Keep smiling.
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Buhari's Minister, Ngige threatened Doctors, so Doctors are now leaving Nigeria in numbers.
When Buhari is done with Nigeria na only Small Doctor and Dr. Sid go remain for Country.
How did we get to this level that Terrorists have become so audacious as to invade the NDA, kill and abduct soldiers and demand ransom for their release. What kind of government is this ???
Saying it one more time for emphasis!!! The present government is a failure and the Vice-President is not an exception! Terrorists are being pampered and forgiven while innocent citizens are being targeted, threatened and even killed. The govt must do better!!!
Isn't it shameful that 24 hours after the attack on the Nigerian Defence Academy, there is no word yet from the Presidency? Not even the usual expression of shock.
Hospitals are overwhelmed. People are resorting to using "chemists" and many have died deaths that are avoidable yet we are too afraid to die at protest and will not demand for the good governance in UK that provides Buhari with hospitals he can attend.
Ignatius Asabor, who built drones was recruited by Finland. Saudi Arabia is recruiting Nigerian doctors. America and UK are recruiting our nurses. Meanwhile, the Buhari regime, which placed an embargo on civil service recruitment, is recruiting repentant Boko Haram!
#TableShaker
Many of us attend churches where Pastor has private jet and luxury cars.
But wait my guy:
Does your church have an ambulance?
Does your church have a defibrillator?
Do church members know CPR?
If you collapse in that church-
Will they do CPR or drown you in saliva and Goya Oil?
This is their plan:
Judiciary silenced.
Lawmakers neutralised.
Journalists threatened to shut up.
Twitter shut down.
Govt-sanctioned TV/Radio Stations.
People get killed. People get missing.
Nobody will hear.
Kuku Just change the countryโs name to North Korea Satellite Campus.
Anyone they arrest will only end up being celebrated. No one should be moved by empty threats of arrest. Certainly, what has a beginning must have an end. This dictatorial govt came and shall definitely go. No shaking!
Good days ahead.