Adele Dicks

Actor-Writer-Singer-Bagels- she/her

[Adele Dicks @AdeleDicks]

Hinge: What are you looking for in a match?

Me: A kind soul with a passion for their work.

Hinge:

Me:

Hinge:

Me: (Sigh) An Atheist who lives downtown.

[Dr. Ghada Sasa, PhD 🇵🇸 @drghadasasa]

Just 2 days after a racist shot 3 Palestinian students for wearing keffiyehs, I was blocked by @ScotiabankArena from entering the Mariah Carey concert wearing one. I guess I should be glad they didn't also take my Palestinian map necklace passed down to me by my mom.

[Adele Dicks @AdeleDicks]

Today at work a customer said "we need to warm up!" and I responded "you need to warm up big time!" and then I hid in the stairwell and shuddered at myself.

[Adele Dicks @AdeleDicks]

"Oh my god, fine. I'll charge you, you big baby." - me to my vape.

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@kristylapointe @_CJWalker and misspelling technically. I can do it all!

[Adele Dicks @AdeleDicks]

@kristylapointe @_CJWalker they were never married. techinally. Just here to keep it factual lol.

[Adele Dicks @AdeleDicks]

It's been a long road, but after 2 years and 2 months of a global pandemic, I finally went through international airport security, turned around, came home, and chopped off all my hair.

[Adele Dicks @AdeleDicks]

Domino's Tracker is no longer patent pending.

[Adele Dicks @AdeleDicks]

@kristylapointe I REFUSE TO LISTEN

[Adele Dicks @AdeleDicks]

me seeing my therapist after a month

her: so, how are-
me: have you heard of hot girl walks?

[Adele Dicks @AdeleDicks]

things in my morning routine that just make sense

step 1: wake up after 12pm.

[Adele Dicks @AdeleDicks]

Apple TV+: Come on over! Our shows look like money and metal!

[Adele Dicks @AdeleDicks]

My life has taken its fair share of twists and turns but nothing could have prepared me for the inexplicable love I feel for Vanessa and Nick Lachey.

[Adele Dicks @AdeleDicks]

Imagine tonight was the first time you watched Euphoria?

[Adele Dicks @AdeleDicks]

One wall comes down. Two walls come up.
^ me pitching Love is Blind

[Adele Dicks @AdeleDicks]

@brandonhackett the "lol" 😂

[Adele Dicks @AdeleDicks]

them: you're nominated for a csa!
me: do you think homesense will hire me now?

[Adele Dicks @AdeleDicks]

"That's good shit," she said as she read reviews of her local Old Navy.

[Adele Dicks @AdeleDicks]

If my group chat made the headlines:

Four women take four months (and counting) to find night they can all watch 2002's 'Phone Booth.'

[Adele Dicks @AdeleDicks]

@kristylapointe NO ONE HAS HELPED ME