Adam Hawker

Co-host @cineilliterate podcast. Stand up comic and ocassionally guy standing up.

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@JamesCleverly Never had a man been more ironically named. No one needs lectures from you or any other Tory about poverty.

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@JailTheEnglish @WrestlingNewsCo It was roughly that long.

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@BareLeft It will also somehow only work underwater but not if shot from a boat.

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@JamaicanJihadi Literally the least good Belgium team in the last decade or more.

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@keewa Us exceptionalism runs both deep and shallow simultaneously.

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@NoJusticeMTG Americans being mad about someone facing consequences for their actions? Shocking.

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@BareLeft They regulate the amount of public dissent allowed for the daylight robbery their industries indulge in.

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@BareLeft Of course he'll never be called a traitor in the way certain other people were for breathing or wearing a particular hat.

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@BlackXList Just the biggest bunch of marks and fantasists.

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@cymrurouge Americans love taking credit for shit they didn't do. It's maybe the only thing they love more than dousing everything in ten different sugar filled seasonings and calling it a cuisine.

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@mynnoj @BareLeft I can't believe no one thought to try it before.

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Some centrist prick in the next hour: One day people will realise Starmer was our Messi.

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@GarethDennis You know, he probably name searches himself, too. So he might see it.

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@keewa Classic Americans to think a bigger number means better.

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@jonsopel You like him because he reminds you of you. Which is why everyone else hates him.

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@BareLeft Which is what happens when the only people you speak to are thinktank dorks and media who wish they were thinktank dorks.

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@BareLeft It's been a slow death since then. They thought it was smart to get all the bad news out of the way early on and show how grown-up they were, and completely miscalculated the situation. Which you'd think would have destroyed the idea that they were all political geniuses.

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@keewa Guy seems to exclusively hang out with wrestling characters and Batman villains. Which are largely interchangable types of guy to be fair.

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@BlackXList But with a regional accent.

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@keewa Someone should ask him exactly what he said and why he knew he needed to cover his mouth to do it, but forgot that would get him sent off.