Allie

You live and you learn.

[Allie @Adicaps]

The longer I stay in amsterdam the more concerned I am about turning into mark bishop

[Allie @Adicaps]

The amazing thing about having zero memory is that I’m watching gossip girl for the first time…Again

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Dedicating this to @BChickenfry

https://t.co/H5aqvKbJ87

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I'm sick

[NewYorkStatePolice @nyspolice]

***PLEASE SHARE***

[Allie @Adicaps]

I got to the “these people are driving like maniacs” age a lot faster than I thought I would

[Allie @Adicaps]

I have mailophobia, all pieces of mail stress me out and now I haven’t opened mail in like 3 months

[Allie @Adicaps]

Why didn’t we learn how to fill out a w-4 form in high school? Like why was learning the difference between limestone and sandstone more important?

[Allie @Adicaps]

@PrincessAelyn Lmao but really 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Allie @Adicaps]

Approximately how many years does it take for the male species to develop proper communication skills??? Asking for a friend

[NYPD NEWS @NYPDnews]

🚨UNIDENTIFIED CHILD: NYC do you know her? On 12/31/22 at 6:25 PM, in front of 1208 Leland Ave in the Bronx, this unidentified child was observed walking alone & was removed to a local hospital. She is described as 4 to 6 years old. Any info? DM @NYPDTips, or call 800-577-TIPS.

[Allie @Adicaps]

Healthcare in America is a fucking scam @JoeBiden

[Allie @Adicaps]

PSA: don’t even think about walking into the DMV without a birth certificate, your SS card, and 7 pieces of mail.

[Allie @Adicaps]

@rebnatale Joe Biden could neva

[Allie @Adicaps]

Ive been spending money like I’m trying to save the economy single handedly

[Allie @Adicaps]

Why can’t I ever dress appropriately for the weather outside??? I’m always too cold or too hot, like wtf

[Allie @Adicaps]

I need the Dunkin’ Donuts employees to know the power they hold over my day… and by the taste of this coffee it’s gonna be a bad one

[Allie @Adicaps]

@rebnatale I was sick this day of kindergarten

[Allie @Adicaps]

Do you know who Betsy Ross is? @rebnatale wants to crucify me bc I don’t know… help me out

[Allie @Adicaps]

Fuck. This. Headline. “Man with previous assault charges stabs officer” do better @timesunion

[Times Union @timesunion]

Albany police shoot man in city's South End, spokesman says. https://t.co/jcAPebCpiD