Adison Swiggart

Mama said there'd be days like this.

[Adison Swiggart @Adisonlyn]

@MegHam_2 I had teds too! For lunch!

[Adison Swiggart @Adisonlyn]

@DonCashion I hope you guys are having fun! Am I allowed to know how to make our jalapeño glaze jelly? I'll be you're best friend!!

[iPhone Tips @iPhoneTeam]

I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button… but I'm still at school

[Adison Swiggart @Adisonlyn]

@haleygRn I'll bring you some.

[Jeff Wild @jiffywild]

How come no one ever makes cocaine brownies?

[iPhone Tips @iPhoneTeam]

mood when iPhone battery's at: 100%- 90%- 80%- 70%- 60%- 50%- 40%- 30%- 20%- 10%- 0%-

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor." - Joan Rivers, smart lady.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

No, I'm not PMSing! You're just breathing really loud and I hate you for it. #imightbePMSing

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

There are just some things that I'm better at when drunk, like speaking in Spanish and booty dancing.

[Sara Jean Underwood @SaraUnderwood]

Happy Cinco De Mayo! In English I think that means, Mayonnaise in your Sink. Mexicans are weird.

[Adison Swiggart @Adisonlyn]

@chris_suchy I bet you like bagels

[Adison Swiggart @Adisonlyn]

@news2dayohboy is pretty dang smart

[AQUARIUS @AboutAquarius]

#Aquarians can behave in odd ways, but there’s always a method to their madness