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Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes? - George Gobel.

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I can’t prove my kitten is on meth, but all the signs are there..

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@KeithOlbermann @maura_resister I used to be a fan of Wayne Gretzky. USED to be.

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@MaryKMyal CRINGE LOUD GUY Marcello never is.

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@D_purpleandgold @NBCSGiants The announcers never mention or see it.

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@OliviaKSayer Someone needs to tell them the All Star break is over.

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@KaylaChowShow I like apples.

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@billifer1973 I loved it when they call me a “lier.”

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@SundaeDivine I’m sure Jake Tapper will draw a book about it.

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@SundaeDivine I think I once saw that signature in some vintage 70s porn.

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@AnnieForTruth Back when seatbelts were a mere suggestion and it was legal to ride in the bed of trucks.

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@hwinkler4real One of Kevin Costner's finest performances at "Frat Boy #1."

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@piyushmittal When they start with "Umm... I feel like......honestly....." you know it's going to be hard to watch.

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@atrupar Does Ted even know what his f'ing job is???

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@piyushmittal Written out on the back of an order form for Trumpinator Teddy Bears.

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@morethanmySLE Both of which never happens even when Democrats control all 3 branches.

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@SundaeDivine There's no way Loomer didn't abuse small animals as a child.

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@AnnieForTruth <<<<< Me not holding my breath.

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@antifaoperative In the entire US, or just Florida?

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@piyushmittal None of that explains why she voted for it.

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@covie_93 I've seen videos on Youtube of these crazy ladies in pajamas at Walmart at 2am. I just assumed they were waiting for their antipsychotic prescriptions.
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