Irene Adler

Of dubious and questionable memory.

[Irene Adler @AdlerTheWoman]

What's the difference between @SHolmes221 and an egg? An egg's been laid.

[Irene Adler @AdlerTheWoman]

I'm sorry for my absence. I've been terribly busy with a rather demanding client.

[Irene Adler @AdlerTheWoman]

@SHolmes221 I can't help it if I'm having so much fun I get in a bit of trouble, can I?

[Irene Adler @AdlerTheWoman]

@SHolmes221 If I can fool the most perceptive man in England surely everyone else would be child's play.

[Irene Adler @AdlerTheWoman]

@SHolmes221 not that tricky, I fooled you the first time.

[Irene Adler @AdlerTheWoman]

@SHolmes221 Well, one has to start somewhere.

[Irene Adler @AdlerTheWoman]

@SHolmes221 Is there a phone shortage in London? I picked a new one up a few weeks ago.

[Irene Adler @AdlerTheWoman]

@SHolmes221 I only take photos of my most *important* clients.

[Irene Adler @AdlerTheWoman]

@SHolmes221 For the price he payed he certainly deserved it.

[Irene Adler @AdlerTheWoman]

@SHolmes221 Yes. My client has been ever so demanding.

[Irene Adler @AdlerTheWoman]

@SHolmes221 Really? Sorry it took so long to reply, I've been terribly busy recently.

[Irene Adler @AdlerTheWoman]

@SHolmes221 Don't be alarmed, it's sex.

[Irene Adler @AdlerTheWoman]

@SHolmes221 Can't he entertain you the old fashioned way?

[Irene Adler @AdlerTheWoman]

@SHolmes221 Just change the channel, you know as well as I that John would do anything for you.

[Irene Adler @AdlerTheWoman]

@SHolmes221 Certainly is for me. Why would it be good for you?

[Irene Adler @AdlerTheWoman]

@SHolmes221 Briefly, I'm visiting a client in Paris in Friday.

[Irene Adler @AdlerTheWoman]

@SHolmes221 I quite agree, not to my tastes. Kate however loves those shows.

[Irene Adler @AdlerTheWoman]

@SHolmes221 Not your area of expertise.

[Irene Adler @AdlerTheWoman]

@SHolmes221 What is so much more important?

[Irene Adler @AdlerTheWoman]

@SHolmes221 Fine, I'm occupying you.