Dadmiral Goldfish

Allegedly a Variety Streamer • #ADHD Elemental • Husband • Dad • Tech Geek • Slot Tech 🎰

[Dadmiral Goldfish @ADMGoldfish]

New job, who dis?

[Dadmiral Goldfish @ADMGoldfish]

Haven't bothered with twitter in a hot minute, because baby & new job.

I was hoping to get back to content creation when our son got a bit older, but uh... I may actually straight up delete my account.

[Casey Newton @CaseyNewton]

NEW: Twitter has a plan to force you to opt in to personalized ads to continue using this app. @ZoeSchiffer and me in @platformer:

https://t.co/RcAzH9loFe

[Dadmiral Goldfish @ADMGoldfish]

@KuddlesomKraken J Dayum.

[Dadmiral Goldfish @ADMGoldfish]

Bold talk for someone with a face like that.

[NotWelshButLivesInWales @rob8000s]

Anybody who's belly button looks like a bum isn't for me lol

[Dadmiral Goldfish @ADMGoldfish]

@MasksworkMofo @KuddlesomKraken Same tho.

[Dadmiral Goldfish @ADMGoldfish]

@cynder_thief Sounds like the fantasy equivalent of this guy:

[Dadmiral Goldfish @ADMGoldfish]

@XianJaneway Better the gripper than your fingers. 😬

[Dadmiral Goldfish @ADMGoldfish]

@MoonBrood "Eons of cream pies" is not a phrase I thought I'd ever read. 😂

[Dadmiral Goldfish @ADMGoldfish]

@MoonBrood Tell them to buy boosts, like all the cool kids do.

[Dadmiral Goldfish @ADMGoldfish]

@KuddlesomKraken That's why it needs more Bailey's.

I need to drink vicariously through you.

[Dadmiral Goldfish @ADMGoldfish]

@KuddlesomKraken *using the scan gun*"Get some! *Beep, beep.* Get Some!"

[Dadmiral Goldfish @ADMGoldfish]

@KuddlesomKraken @ithayla Party all month?

[Dadmiral Goldfish @ADMGoldfish]

@thelexikitty A Slut tech, I service & maintain the sluts.

J.k. I'm a slot tech now. It's basically Level 1 IT for the slot machines.

[Dadmiral Goldfish @ADMGoldfish]

New job, who dis?

[Dadmiral Goldfish @ADMGoldfish]

But I do actually have a new job, I'm now a slot tech. 🎰🔧🔩

[Dadmiral Goldfish @ADMGoldfish]

@KuddlesomKraken @Starbucks I've said fuck 'em and just started buying the half gallon premade iced coffee at the grocery store.

4$ for half a gallon of caffeinated bean juice

Vs.

5$ for small cup that somehow always has syrup on the outside of it.

[Dadmiral Goldfish @ADMGoldfish]

@LucindaTwitch But what if it offends my Ill-conceived notions & entitlements as to what society is or ought to be, as instilled into me by exploitative social systems and maybe literally or figuratively beaten into by the very figures tasked with protecting me from such? 😱

[Dadmiral Goldfish @ADMGoldfish]

'I don't like faceless workers not actively exploiting themselves for him.'

'forget making memories of your child's youth, if you grind real hard you might be able to regret missing those moments in a sports car as your mind and body fail you.' –Big name capitalist

[Dadmiral Goldfish @ADMGoldfish]

@JackStriderTV I think with TikTok it helps to at least censor the sticker text you add & the generated captions but it's not worth it to censor the audio.