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Aaron /ˈɛːrən/ (He/Him): Two A's, one arm — 🤠

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You ever realize we're in the "going on" part of 13 Going On 30 — You ever realize it's too early in the day for a tweet like this

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Not going to watch the new Lion King because Matthew Broderick originally voiced Simba and Disney ain't keeping the same energy — Nah, jk that sounds silly 😹

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La Croix tastes like a candle burning in a room where all the air is sucked out of your lungs 🙃

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"Thanksgiving is all about being thankful and giving back to those you love, nothing else matters 😊"

Cool, then why we still eatin' your dry ass turkey?! Switch. It. Up.

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I can't believe I wasted all my Likes on Tinder for 20 somethings when there's a plethora of 55+ Singles ready to Mingles 😤😤😭

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If she's your girl why did she just say "Hey, hey, hey! What's cookin' good lookin' welcome to Cane's! What can I get for you today?" 😎

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@EmilyBeeRey Second picture will always be timeless! Thank you so much, we shall see each other soon! 😄😄😭

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If I don't have game explain this hot line I just dropped — You grew up in the 1940's? Babe, you don't look a day over 40 😎

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It may be November, but I still have one arm — There's nothing to this, just wanted to remind you all who you're following.

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Aaannnndddd just booked my first special guest for Into The Basement @ Flagstaff General Store!

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@heykyr4 @itsjesslyon

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But at least I'm funny 🙃

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@hldetwiler OMG wasn't it JUST ur Bday xD

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Customer: It's pretty impressive what you can do there, must be hard.

Me: Well if you think me bagging your items is impressive, you should come to my haunted house to see what I'm actually capable of! [Slides them one of these bad bois]

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Spoiler Alert: You go into a basement!

Oct 19, 20, 26, 27 & 31 don't miss the only haunted house in downtown Flagstaff, presented by Flagstaff General Store ☠👻☠

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Hey friends! Flagstaff General Store is hosting a Haunted House this October and we are looking for volunteers to be in the Haunted House. The dates of the event will be Oct. 19-20 Oct. 26-27 and Oct. 31

If interested, DM me for more details and what you can do to help 👻

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So we all just gonna forget and forgive the fact that no one ever brought a Taco Bell Supreme ® Taco Party Pack to any of our parties — That how it be 😤

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If she's your girl then why did she message me Heads-up!! Almost every account is being cloned. Your picture and your name are used to create a new face book account (they don't need your password to do this this). They want your friends to add them to their Facebook account. 😏

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I don't believe in religion but I do believe in at least one God — Because who else am I going to blame for my poor decision making, me? No thanks!

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What's the point of eating a popsicle if there isn't going to be a joke on the stick 😤

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@hldetwiler