Mikey

People scare me

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@united321111 @_TruthZone_ *actions have consequences. You know what I mean. Shrug

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@united321111 @_TruthZone_ Bro I don't know what to tell you. By the letter of the law, it's a penalty. Frankly, you're soft as fuck because you think rules don't apply because you don't want them to.

Welcome to the real world, bucko. Consequences have actions.

Again, get bent.

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@TheLastDG93 @united321111 @_TruthZone_ Yeah except there's no "defenseless defender" penalty, dingus.

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@_TruthZone_ And that matters.....why?

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@united321111 @_TruthZone_ "before they have had time to become a runner" i.e. mid-air
"inititates forcible contact with their helmet to the head" exactly what happened

Sorry, bud. Them's the rules. Get bent.

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@BreadyFPS We can see your profile pic, Jim

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@TrueeApe @Rockstaar2x Pretty sure if you actually read the thing, you'd have seen the author say he's still in his prime.

But I get it, 3 pages of reading is hard for a 1st grader.

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@BreadyFPS I dunno, I once gifted 5 subs and streamer didn't even notice

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@SleeperCleCavs If he don't start playing Harden from the bench, yes.

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@MarvelRivals really saw how much people hate Lifeweaver's grip and Jetpack Cat's everything and said, "yeah but what if it was worse?"

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I think anyone with eyes could have told you that bringing back 37 year old James Harden was a colossal mistake, even as soon as the playoffs were over

Now this dude is gonna get paid $100 mil, up until he's FORTY, and he's gonna be a benchwarmer at best

Kirk Cousins of the NBA

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@ESPNBooger At this point I bet they're willing to give Dillon Gabriel a shot

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All I've heard for like the past five years is that Kevin O'Connell is a QB whisperer.

I also heard that Kevin Stefanski is an offense-minded wizard.

What is it with Kevins being massively overhyped?

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X, Twitter, whatever the fuck you are now, your sports layout blows.

I'm trying to figure out how to look at the rest of the scores, and the scroll arrow (appearing only when you mouse-over) is hidden by this McD's ad you can't remove.

Spend $80k on a decent web designer.

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Somewhere, somehow:

BreadyFPS: This meta of WoW Forever is awful

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SGA goes 14-35 from the field - 40% - and the narrative is "THE MVP IS BACK"

Motherfucker, that's called being a ballhog. I'm not celebrating volume. Show me 43 points off 24 shots, then I'll be impressed.

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@Cloneman16 @ShiGuy94 I'm not crying, you're crying

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@ParagonMLB Judge has missed meaningful time in half the seasons he's started. He's the MLB equivalent of Anthony Davis.

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@BreadyFPS How much of the current state of global-economic affairs would you say is a result of the policies of the Reagan administration?