Too Sassy

Simply too glam too give a damn.

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how frustrating is it when you're like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

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on a scale of zero to zero how many plans do you think i have tonight

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thank you for sending me the same snap that was on your story. I really wanted to view it twice.

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KINDA WANNA TEXT U KINDA DONT WANNA FEEL LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT

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february- the month where people either brag about their valentine or complain about not having one

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imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told

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i am running out of people i actually like

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started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower

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To be honest, I don't give a fuck anymore

Like, at all

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i’m still waiting for my princess diaries transformation

where are you paolo

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Keeping one girl interest for years is something to brag about, not pulling different girls every night cos you're an immature little boy

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do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it

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how you can tell if someone likes u

1. they dont

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if anyone ever tells u that u are too old for disney movies u need to get rid of them... u dont need that kind of negativity in ur life

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you can never “just be friends” with someone you fell in love with.

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s/o to boys over 6 feet keep doing u

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Exercises That'll Remove Extra Arm Fat - https://t.co/W8CH0qcR8T

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I love sleep.
You forget about pain, problems, stress, everything for a while.

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if the purge actually happens can they make cloudy with a chance of meatballs real too because I could go for some spaghetti right now.

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if im on twitter more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it