Crypt Dwelling Witch Lover

| Romanticist | Wifeguy for a Fictional Woman | Musclegirl Addict | Scar Fetishist | Victim Of Many Curses | Bisexual Man | 5'5" |
Alt: @HighPriestOfSet

[Crypt Dwelling Witch Lover @AdorerOfWitches]

I look at my fellows who brand themselves based on specific anime girls, and I see how they call themselves "CEOs", and I laugh from my seat within the Grand Doge's Palace of the Most Serene Republic of Medea, Fenomeno, and Titania.

[Jove's Wise Thinker 🔴🧠💥🧊🇺🇳🐍 @ironcrakka]

i should cook up a ridiculous hot take for attention about how the proliferation of "CEO of <character>" in usernames is an expression of corporate fandom, where the highest level of liking a character you can imagine is heading their fandom as a capitalist enterprise

[guywithapen @dol1_dwap]

Meno swimsuit 😭
#umamusume #ウマ娘

[Straight Vibin’ @Smug_Homeslice]

I may not like Asmongold, but ordering a man with long hair to cut is a slight against their honor

[Crypt Dwelling Witch Lover @AdorerOfWitches]

The former were innocent civilians, the latter were people trying to fuck his wife. There Is A Difference Here.

[Max Tani @maxwelltani]

in nolan's odyssey, matt damon spends a decade dealing with guilt over disguising himself and committing mass murder. as soon as he gets over it, he immediately proceeds to disguise himself again and murder dozens of unarmed people. then the movie ends.

[Bwasty @bwastaiya]

beach attire

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

the person booked before you was probably telling the therapist about how they wanna run over their son with a truck every day, the cartoon that made you sad is light work

[Preface Grim @PrefaceGrim]

A kiss before the sun sets

[Zeal @Zealyush]

Tomoe!

[VillainVS comms closed @JAPversus]

chapter 19 brothers

[Haku🍜 @Hakuramen]

Fuji Kiseki

#umamusume

[Mr. W1n @_Richval]

There’s nothing scarier than a athletic fat guy who can legit keep up with guys like Daredevil and Iron fist

[Storm @tivstippi]

Even if aang stayed with the air nomads he would’ve been turned into a chicken tender plate stop it

[kamizin@二代目 @Ahi876Ma]

自分の描いたイラストの中で4年前に描いたウオッカのイラストがいまだに超えらない・・・
このとき何食って描いてたんだよ！

[LEGO Games News* @LEGOTtNewsI]

The ‘Create a Villain’ contest winner for #LEGOBatmanGame is a character named Rhetoric!

He will appear in the game in a future update

[Pynch.psd @pynchosa]

wouldn't it be hilarious if the ending of deltarune is the heroes preventing the last prophecy from happening and just be like "can't believe we prevented IT from happening" "oh yeah we were so close to THAT" and so we just straight up never find out what the final tragedy was

[Crypt Dwelling Witch Lover @AdorerOfWitches]

What?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Simon Pegg has been cast as the voice of Balrog in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RINGS OF POWER’ Season 3.

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

[Optimus Prime cracking his 18th beer of the night] Autobots… fuck marry kill: school bus, ambulance, fire truck

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

We’re literally just beginning to understand the repercussions of the covid era on young minds

[💜Julito💛 @julito_stile]

Me fascinan los diseños de las miembros del team rocket exclusivas de las peliculas, tienen diseñasos hermosos y casi nadie habla de ellas