FakeDiddy

Retired from Twitter....just here for the news.

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Turns out Baffert loves sledding! https://t.co/f5SRpGFWUP

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In the most Louisville thing ever, roads are significantly worse the closer you get to downtown

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Please call a snow day @JCPSKY! We’ve taken so much away from the kids - snow days are pure joy!

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#iufb sticking with the Outback Bowl patch where the Big Ten logo normally is. LEO on the helmets as well.

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@smyzo I guess we know how Ter ended up in a wheelchair

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Three movies this week:
Wonder Woman - amazing
Croods - hilarious
Soul - slow but sweet

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I get a cocktail, she gets an insane amount of ice cream. Fair trade. @ Mesh Louisville https://t.co/JqiNw1fssP

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Mike won’t mind that I taped up his Mashburn print right....no biggie? 😬 https://t.co/5YqSudZb3W

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Why do movies have to be SO long? What happened to a solid 95 minute movie!?

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Why are all the kids in Frosty wearing shorts?

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A new fluffy reindeer decoration!!! 🦌 https://t.co/sjfJ4eH6SG

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Delicious dinner - amazing cause! 😋 @ Tea Station Asian Bistro https://t.co/2DN2SBpJ3h

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Even the Elf is complaining about how cold it is in my house...... https://t.co/mJI1djt3et

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That awkward moment when you don’t know where if everyone gave you - the queen of the irish goodbye - an Irish goodbye

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@SmoothHoosier he says he’ll donate all $10MM to charity but I swear it could’ve been a ko in any given round

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The only reason we didn’t get a Mike Tyson punchout is because they weren’t going to pay him. He could’ve done it in 48 seconds

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@smyzo I admitted my mistake before anyone else proved me wrong! I get credit for that.

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Oh, gin.
Why can’t we be friends?
I hate you. Again.