badrian iddle

A-wesome
D-cool
R-guy
I-who
A-is
N-a badass
and batman 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
😈

[badrian iddle @Adrian_Biddle]

Times when a broken clock isn't right 2x a day

Motor error making it half as fast - 1x a day

Motor error making it 3x as fast - 4x a day

Working clock but offset by 1 second - 0x a day

Motor running backwards - 4x a day

Only the minute hand going twice as fast - 12 x a day

[badrian iddle @Adrian_Biddle]

ai santa Claus be like
- ing through the snow

[James Wade @JamesWade180]

To thank all those sponsors I have some goodies to give away:

1 x signed dart board from Unicorn
A DAB radio from FIX Radio
A selection of goodies from Supreme CBD (don't forget to use wade40 for any of your orders 👊)
£10 worth of free tickets from Competition Kingdom

Just re-tweet and like this message I'll pick a winner on Friday and send it all out!

[badrian iddle @Adrian_Biddle]

@k8rboi55 Your wish is our command

[badrian iddle @Adrian_Biddle]

Sometimes I drink my drinks with a straw just to feel a bit goofy

[badrian iddle @Adrian_Biddle]

@NoContextBrits Bullseye

[badrian iddle @Adrian_Biddle]

I never lose, I just win backwards

[badrian iddle @Adrian_Biddle]

@rishdog_ Make sure you know the cheeky lyrics to the songs 🤪

[badrian iddle @Adrian_Biddle]

Anyone wanna be a part of my cheeky girls reunion tribute act? Must be VERY CHEEKY

[badrian iddle @Adrian_Biddle]

I LUV HOOF GP

[badrian iddle @Adrian_Biddle]

@righteousorholy Flexing the often to all the infrequent sandwich eaters

[badrian iddle @Adrian_Biddle]

@elonmusk Gonna die rn just to prove you wrong bozo

[badrian iddle @Adrian_Biddle]

Just got sturdy in a morgue, shit was fire ngl 💯💯💯

[badrian iddle @Adrian_Biddle]

I smell cow shit

[badrian iddle @Adrian_Biddle]

@t_w_brian @johnmilbank3 Derby 💪💪

[badrian iddle @Adrian_Biddle]

Like come on let them have them

[badrian iddle @Adrian_Biddle]

Non vegans really out here gatekeeping animal products smh

[badrian iddle @Adrian_Biddle]

@girlboss_gazza Soz they were just getting a bit stinky

[badrian iddle @Adrian_Biddle]

Boat club after-party was by far the shittest club night I've ever had the privilege of spending 20 quid for a ticket