Adrian Mather

PR and media practitioner, part-time musician and bunny-hugger. Bit sweary at times.

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@Telegraph @journomadeleine "Man sells house"

Fucking hell, what a scoop. Pultizer incoming on this one...

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@Acyn What on earth is this angry, sentient potato talking about?

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Hmm. Previous foreign secretaries when you were still a Tory MP: Boris Johnson, Dom Raab and Liz Truss. A veritable who's who of inept shitebags.

We'll take no lectures from you about who's right for the job, thank you very much.

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@Acyn

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@JoeyMannarino Our parliamentary system is older than your country.

Best sit this one out, Joey.

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"ThErE sHoUlD bE a GeNeRaL eLeCtIoN!!" scream the usual suspects after #Starmer quits.

Yeah. There probably *should* be one. But you fuckers refused to have one so when Johnson, Truss and Sunak took the reins - so you don't get to whine now the shoe is on the other foot.

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@TouchmineX Never understood why tipping in bars is expected. Unless it's an exquisite cocktail that's taken effort & skill to painstakingly craft, what's the tip actually for?

You're already charging $10 for a small beer that took 3 seconds to pour. Am I fuck giving you any more.

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@Acyn What an absolute steaming pile of bollocks.

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@RupertLowe10 And that right there is the reason you should *never* be allowed anywhere near the halls of power.

Justice will prevail. Digwa will be prosecuted and jailed. That's how the system should work.

Go peddle your performative nonsense elsewhere.

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Apparently after reviewing the video footage, the #SFA and VAR team have decided there is "no conclusive proof" of any pitch invasion by Celtic fans.

Shankland to get a second yellow for simulating being accosted by a supporter.
Rangers to be docked 10 points.

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Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.

Always hated Celtic.

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My god, this #CelticvHearts game is intolerable. I don't think I've ever been more tense during a football match - and I've witnessed many, many last day escapes by Coventry.

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I can hear a constant wall of noise coming from just down the road at Tynecastle - and my windows are shut! Must be some atmosphere there, like.

'Mon the Jambos.

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@LBC @trussliz @TomSwarbrick1

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@EDI_Airport - can you direct people to the drop off/pickup point properly?
Staff member just sent my wife & kid past the trams and practically into the long stay.

Wouldn’t mind so much but you’re charging me £6 per 15 mins to wait for them 😞😞

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Been playing Kingdom Come Deliverance II for months and wondered why the lead character looked so familiar.

Turns out I went to school with the actor who plays him for years. Sorry, Tom - should have twigged that much sooner. 🤯

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@asda what’s the deal? Permanently closing the pizza order counter at my Edinburgh store so the only options are the basic ones you pre-make??

Poor show guys. Customisation is the entire point, no?

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Also - this is meant to be a chicken portion. It’s barely even a hot wing!
Poor show guys. 😞😞😞

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Come on @KFC_UKI - surely the one thing that should come with a gravy mega box is the gravy!
Currently looking at a very dry and gravy-less takeout 😞😞😞

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@PeterStefanovi2 "People aren't more productive working from home.."

Despite nearly every piece of research showing that they are.

Gotta keep those commercial property-owning donors happy, right Nige?