evil lesbian

hop off my meat

[Joe Vargas @JoeVargas]

Taco Bell has removed lettuce, guacamole, pico de gallo, and onion from several locations to prevent spreading the diarrhea parasite Cyclospora.

Taco Bell is leading the way on preventing diarrhea.

Taco. Bell.

[🐦‍🔥veekyrie☮️ @NumeroUdo]

If a queer person brought their kid to like drag brunch or something and did this it would be national news for a least a week

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

MENTAL ILLNESS

[Chris Motionless @ChrisMotionless]

I’ve seen a lot of people asking, so I’m here to confirm that yes, our new album Decades is certified organic and gluten free, so no worries there. Thank you for checking in on what you’re consuming. Hope you guys enjoy! Album out in ONE WEEK HOLY SHIT!

[Reed Galen @reedgalen]

Make Mark drink it

[Cinna @blazyjai]

Reminder that shit like this is happening because Trump’s budget cuts to agencies like the FDA. Our food is less regulated now because of his choices as a leader.

[pammie @ivyxxs_]

unironically why pride month matters btw.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

You know the country is in a bad place when celebrities have to fund social services because the President won’t.

[emma @guitarsongss]

I find it weird that Taylor Swifts team can take action when fans post leaks from her wedding but not the white house using her music.

[Serena-Victoria 💘 @f1girlboss]

There are only 3 hours of oxygen left on the Mitch McConnell submersible

[t3mple is seeing cortis @catyufan]

my father once said this:

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

this might be the first time in US history a city mayor is more popular nationally than the president

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The fact that you can be brain dead and still be a Republican Senator is very on brand for the entire party.

[georgina ʚɞ ⁺˖ ⸝⸝ @waterkimlip]

whenever anyone invalidates chappells sexuality because she used to date men it makes me so fucking sad. so many lesbians have dated men and convinced themselves they liked men at some point in their life. it doesn't make them any less of a lesbian.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

So we're just supposed to accept that it's normal that Mr.Beast sets up and records any of us without our permission whenever he wants?

[DBL MP / Double @dbl_mp1]

idk who on earth could *possibly* need to hear this, but do NOT, under ANY circumstances, give out your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER to ANY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM.

[mini 👑 @minisversion]

it’s so interesting to me how she always brings up being unpopular and it’s like girl you were in an Abercrombie & Fitch campaign in 2003 I’m sure you were fine