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We all have unreal drunk stories, so email us yours at [email protected] and we will tweet them! Don't forget to mention your location and happy drinking!

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Save the planet one drink at a time by being a booze bag and choosing alcohol over H20 #roadtobeingarummy

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@KernelsSlopitch whose going to be the savage that consumes the most liquor tonight? #creamcorn 🌽

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Glad I'm not this professional rummy #drunk

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2nd morning in a row my kids woke me up on the living room sofa with doritos and 20 empty cans on the floor. #responsible -Regina, SK

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Instead of using a sharpie to draw on my passed out friends face, I drew a smiley face on my penis so I would have someone to drink with.

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2's are just temporary highs until you wake up in the morning with your face starting at a clown #slayingdragons #greasypigs

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Caught a period of @shogunhckyclub with my son last summer when suddenly one player puked down his jersey after a danger can. -Winnipeg,MB

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Finger blasted this chick hammered out of my mind, wow do I ever have the touch of a fucking god. Licked em clean right after #tacotuesdays

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Got so drunk before a beer league game that I jumped on the ice without my skates on. #puck #dumpandchange

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Who needs a water when you've got a Coors Light, am I right? @CoorsLight

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We're back and thirstier than ever! Email us your drunk stories and we will tweet them! #drunk #liquor #regret

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Woke up in a trailer Sunday lol #ADrunkStory

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Got so drunk I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

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Got so drunk I mistakened a black and white cat for a fucking skunk and got sprayed. #WhatABitch #DrunkMemories

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Got so drunk I ate a fucking half eaten apple off the street #drunk

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Native drunk off hand sanitizer #PartyInTheTipi

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Got drunk and took a piss on the sidewalk while spelling out my name #DrunkAsFuck

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Showing up to my final drunkkkkkkk #NoShitsGiven

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Everyday it snows, and for every hour it snows, I drink a beer. #DrunkAllTheTime

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Everything tastes better when you're drunk #fact