Adry Harris

“I never went to recess because I don’t play” -Morgan Parker

[Adry Harris @AdryHarris]

Plot twist. He’s snoring next to me and we’re married now.

[Adry Harris @AdryHarris]

Dear @Tinder this is like the 3rd or 4th time I swipe left on my ex since the breakup. Please stop reminding me why I’m on here again 😂😂😂#getseasiereverytime #whydoeshekeepcomingup

[Adry Harris @AdryHarris]

@JoeSantagato @FAlvarez8085 @TheBasementYard Timmy’s in the midwest!

[Adry Harris @AdryHarris]

“As a musician I can play everything beautifully but it doesn’t mean it’s going to be on time”
-J. Dagher

[el jeringas @ElJeringasLoko]

yo

[Adry Harris @AdryHarris]

@FAlvarez8085 great job on the most recent Aquaman!

What was it like working with Jim from the office?

[Adry Harris @AdryHarris]

Honestly, is ANYONE surprised by this?
(Hint: the answer is no)

Thank you @JoeSantagato and @FAlvarez8085 for being my Monday/ Friday morning pick me up. And my white noise machine every night 🫶🏽

[Adry Harris @AdryHarris]

Nadie sabe lo que va a pasar mañana 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Adry Harris @AdryHarris]

@FAlvarez8085 the song you’re thinking of is I’m different 😂

[Adry Harris @AdryHarris]

@ToosieWatson Chulada de mujer!!! 🔥🔥🔥

[Adry Harris @AdryHarris]

@RainyLiss FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

[translated cats @TranslatedCats]

Is it possible to sleep in such a state?

[Adry Harris @AdryHarris]

I need @DannyLoPriore to share his Spotify profile. Something tells me his playlist are straight 🔥🔥🔥

[over it. @nikitabananars]

Hard to feel patriotic for a country that doesn’t respect me.

[Adry Harris @AdryHarris]

One of my quince kids just asked “What is a trumpet nun?”
She meant to say chamberlan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Adry Harris @AdryHarris]

Stop with the LIES BEAR. FIRST MARCO. NOW THIS.

[BearBear @SOLFkiller]

@AdryHarris has eaten butternut squash before, but denies it.

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@cmwashi235 😂😂😂😂 that’s really the worst combination

[Adry Harris @AdryHarris]

“It could be worse, you could be ugly”
- A. Harris

[Adry Harris @AdryHarris]

@cmwashi235 @TheBasementYard 😂😂😂

[Adry Harris @AdryHarris]

Oops.
Let’s be real, who was surprised by this? 🤷🏽‍♀️ @TheBasementYard

[Adry Harris @AdryHarris]

Hi, I’m Adry. And I’m in love with popcorn.

Here are a list of things I would trade for popcorn:
- any of my worldly possessions
- my attitude
- probably my boyfriend.
- any of you peasants