Chuck Norris could kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris didn't do push-ups. He pushed the Earth down.
Chuck Norris could strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
In heaven, even miracles check with Chuck Norris.
RIP LEGEND
Amon-Ra St. Brown pointing at Donald Trump and doing his dance after a TD and then getting punched by a Commanders player moments later is objectively hilarious
Nutritionist: โYour diet is bad.โ
Dentist: โYour brushing is wrong.โ
Friends: โYour life is a mess.โ
Liquor store guy: โExcellent choice.โ