Brittany Waddell

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Lions can hunt and kill their own food by the time they're 3 months old.

My 3-year-old couldn't find her lunch box, and it was in her other hand.

I can't believe we're at the top of the food chain.

[Brittany Waddell @Adv_Queen29]

@XplodingUnicorn Hey men can multi task.. but.no promises that some won't have a life changing tramatizing near death experience .

[Brittany Waddell @Adv_Queen29]

@XplodingUnicorn I thought the pig had already won that title lol

[Brittany Waddell @Adv_Queen29]

@XplodingUnicorn If only that same analogy worked with cookies

[Brittany Waddell @Adv_Queen29]

@XplodingUnicorn You should have at least gave then a can of soup and french onions too so that way they could make green bean cassarole

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My 5-year-old asked me if I want to see something cool in the bathroom and I’ve never been more scared in my life.

[Brittany Waddell @Adv_Queen29]

@XplodingUnicorn Like father like daughters. Lol

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

3-year-old: *dumps goldfish crackers all over the floor*

Me: What do you think you're doing?!

3: Fishing.

[Brittany Waddell @Adv_Queen29]

https://t.co/HYZdFM2OAF @XplodingUnicorn I have found a new friend for your pig!

[Brittany Waddell @Adv_Queen29]

@XplodingUnicorn have you wrote more than one book? Or just the one? Fyi your book is on my birthday wish list lol

[Brittany Waddell @Adv_Queen29]

@XplodingUnicorn Do you detect a hint of annoyance in their voice when they say it lol

[Brittany Waddell @Adv_Queen29]

It's pouring rain outside and pouring money inside at The Courier-Tribune. Blitz's are smashed to pieces! #gatehousemomentum #ashebororocks

[RainMakerBethAsh/Ran @RainMakerBethCT]

Better grab your umbrella-ella, looks like my rain dance is working #gatehousemomentum #ashebororocks #fancyfriday #didyoupropeltoday

[Brittany Waddell @Adv_Queen29]

The reward for selling and tweeting our little twitter bird hearts out! Bring on "Best Of" kick off! #gatehousemomentum #ashebororocks

[Brittany Waddell @Adv_Queen29]

It's throwback Thursday! Three down, one to go! We are going to rock the house!https://t.co/7nc0Ve9C5B #gatehousemomentum #ashebororocks

[Brittany Waddell @Adv_Queen29]

@XplodingUnicorn Don't be wasteful every crumb counts!

[Brittany Waddell @Adv_Queen29]

3 down! And the train is still rolling and rolling! Temperature is Asheboro is scorching hot! #gatehousemomentum #ashebororocks

[Brittany Waddell @Adv_Queen29]

Hump day is code for Full Steam Ahead. This team train ain't stopping for nothing. #gatehousemomentum #ashebororocks

[Brittany Waddell @Adv_Queen29]

You won't be empty for long.....tomorrow is coming. Asheboro will shatter you like the others! #gatehousemomentum #ashebororocks

[Brittany Waddell @Adv_Queen29]

Baby it's raining out side but inside the temperature is rising! Go Classifieds Go!!!!#gatehousemomentum #ashebororocks