Matt Advani

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇦 | NUFC⚽️, TFC⚽️, Raptors🏀, Maple Leafs 🏒, Blue Jays ⚾️, Argos 🏈, Bills 🏈, England ⚽️🏏, Canada ⚽️🏀🏒🎾🥌🏊🎽🏑, United Kingdom 🎾🏊🎽🚴

[NYC Sanitation @NYCSanitation]

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡

[Matt Advani @AdvaniMatthew]

And west of the I-95

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All 2026 FIFA World Cup games played north of Europe’s southernmost point have ended 1-1 so far

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

😎 For the first time in 2026….

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6 of Montreal Victoire’s 9 PWHL playoff games of all time have gone to overtime.

[Toronto Raptors @Raptors]

PLAKATAAAAAA
@BlueJays

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UConn lead for less than a minute total all game over Duke

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Louder for the people in the back 🗣️ Also still wrong even without “the”. Saying “FIFA is coming to Canada” still drives me crazy

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Nov 1, 2025 🇺🇸 Dodgers beat 🇨🇦 Blue Jays in extra innings

Feb 19, 2026 🇺🇸 women’s hockey beats 🇨🇦 in overtime

Feb 22, 2026 🇺🇸 men’s hockey beats 🇨🇦 in overtime

Mar 13, 2026 🇺🇸 v 🇨🇦 World Baseball Classic

Mar 15, 2026 🇺🇸 v 🇨🇦 Para Hockey final

I fear we may be cursed for life

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Me, as a Canadian, celebrating USA’s loss to Italy, then realizing that means we have to face them in the quarter finals #WorldBaseballClassic

[TK🍉| non hr comms open @CrazySadAzn]

I have added sid to the rice

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The CBC figure skating commentator’s constant hatred for Luka Berulava will never get old

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CBC Olympic commentary claiming Canada men’s hockey not conceded an Olympic goal since 2014 QFs. Are we choosing to just ignore non-NHL Olympics in stats?

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@BethKir79975295 @Devin_Heroux It’s live on Gem and Sportsnet

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@cisgenderhaver This is why y’all are getting your mattresses stolen

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Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua highlights

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@BenBrownPL And that size mismatch just lost the game for the Eagles. Gotta be a serious investigation into the Eagles coaching staff for putting Mike up against Sulley

[Jeff Veillette @JeffVeillette]

This might be the craziest hard launch in the history of the free world

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I hacked into ABC’s computers and got the #DWTS Finale script

[Josh Lewenberg @JLew1050]

The last time the Raptors won for the 10th time in the span of 11 games was in the Orlando bubble, Aug. 14, 2020. Their starting lineup that night:

Terence Davis
Matt Thomas
Norm Powell
Rondae Hollis-Jefferson
Marc Gasol