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Day 1 of #GCSession2025 delivered pivotal moments, featuring Ted Wilson's direct remarks on vaccination and a decisive vote against adding immunization to the agenda. Dive into all the key moments in our full live blog recap. https://t.co/ScB6Smc6Kz

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SATIRE - Loma Linda Centenarian on Fourth Husband Worried About Meeting All Her Spouses in Heaven

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SATIRE: White Estate Ditches Plans to Make EGW Smile in Historic Photos After Kate Middleton Fiasco

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SATIRE: Adventist Town Gripped by Sunday Law Fears as Local Bakery Announces Sunday Closure

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SATIRE - Member Has Lowered Standards Enough to Date Guy From Church

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SATIRE: Loma Linda to be Fitted With Large Plastic Bubble

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SATIRE: GC Recommends Extra Long Skirts for Maximum Modesty During Time of Trouble

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SATIRE: Pacific Press Releases “50 Shades of Gray - Acceptable Church Hair”

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SATIRE - Survey: Most Adventists Not Sure What They Believe (But They’re Sure Everyone Else is Wrong)

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SATIRE: 3ABN to be Nominated for Historical Emmy

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SATIRE: Trump Promises to Build Wall Around Adventist Subdivision in Heaven

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Satire: Adventists Reminded Not to Bring Burnt Offerings to Potluck

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SATIRE: Clapping Sound Heard From Rocks as Adventist Leaders Ban Church Applause

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Adventists Rescued as Practice Run For the Hills Goes Wrong

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SATIRE: Raising Hands In Worship Identified As Unpardonable Sin

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Global “Pray for Hotter Men in Church Sabbath” Announced

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Satire: GC Mistakenly Sends Out Second Coming Alert

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Congregation Faces Existential Crisis as Pastor Transcends Noon Sermon Limit

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SATIRE: Loma Linda Releases Tick That Makes You Vegetarian

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