Adventures In Trying Too Hard, Or Not At All

humor is how I cope with chaos, and after 30 years I'm pretty damn hilarious

[Adventures In Trying Too Hard, Or Not At All @AdventuresOr]

Baby proofing is like handing a chimpanzee a machine gun, just with the safety on.

It definitely helps, but you're still only a couple of fortuitous maneuvers away from a terrifying experience.