Lucy

The language barrier is real.

[Lucy @AdventuresWLu]

“Wow. The white stuff in this Oreo pie could be mashed potatoes.”

[Lucy @AdventuresWLu]

“Have you ever noticed I say stuff backwards sometimes?”

[Lucy @AdventuresWLu]

“Oh! Like how carbon dioxide is the scientific word for water?! ...oh, no, wait...that’s H2O.”

[Lucy @AdventuresWLu]

(In a text conversation)

Sister: do we have brownie mix?

Lu: we only have this salted Carmel geridele one as far as I can tell

🤔
...the barrier may be getting smaller, but the spelling is still atrocious. And life with Lu is still an adventure.

[Lucy @AdventuresWLu]

Man, French toast sticks are good, but noodles are better!

[Lucy @AdventuresWLu]

Lucy: I thought Japan was in China?
Mom: No, they're completely different countries.
L: Oh, I bet that's weird coming from a Chinese person.

[Lucy @AdventuresWLu]

"I heard you started your period yesterday, so I brought you a gift!"
*hands over a bag of Jimmy Chips*
😂😊 @jimmyjohns

[Lucy @AdventuresWLu]

"@ekoranek12 I just realized you're a brotha from anotha motha cause we're not actually related!" #adopted

[Lucy @AdventuresWLu]

"@elliekatherine and I were alive in the 1900's so we got to see the year 2000 happen!" -E

"I know!! I wanted to see that..." -L

Huh? 😂

[Lucy @AdventuresWLu]

I'm jumping on the trampoline in a torrential downpour. I mean, I've got an umbrella, so why not?

[Lucy @AdventuresWLu]

.@ekoranek12 seriously though

[Lucy @AdventuresWLu]

*In the shower singing everything from T-Swift's "Blank Space" to a song I made up about butt cheeks*

[Lucy @AdventuresWLu]

"Are you farting?"
"Yes. I'm trying to fart so I can fart in your room!"

[Lucy @AdventuresWLu]

"They like all look the same!"

"Who are you talking about?"

"Chinese people!"

[Lucy @AdventuresWLu]

"Oh no! Mom! I'm being attacked by the Butt Itch!!"

[Lucy @AdventuresWLu]

"Ready... Set... Wait! On my fart!"
...
*Farts almost silently*
"Okay, go!"

[Lucy @AdventuresWLu]

I got to take a bath in mom's bathtub, and I went snorkeling!

[Lucy @AdventuresWLu]

Just tried to convince my sister that potatoes are one of the main "inflewences of yerepen exploration."

("European")

[Lucy @AdventuresWLu]

🎶Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, Crashed a hole in all four tires, Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats🎶 #TireCrashing

[Lucy @AdventuresWLu]

"I like bugging you. It's a tradition!"