Adverse Verses

Because orange rhymes with nothing.

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The slop on the south lawn
Was right on brand for Trump and co
A sad display of brawn
Framed by the White House portico

The grift was big, the goal
Was to fulfill Trump’s fantasy
To sell our country’s soul
And make a buck off you and me

#ufc #emoluments #ufc250

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I love the #inflation
Was Trump’s main quotation
About our frustration
With his war fixation

But his dedication
To disinformation
Will be R’s damnation
For screwing our nation

#midterms

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Who’s flying this airplane now
Is what I’d like to know
Not #GrandpaTrump who can somehow
Sleep through the #Knicks’ big show

And it’s not #Vance or #Marco
Though they both would like the wheel
#Vought? #Miller? Oh which slimy bro
Is capt’ning our ordeal?

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Mike calls himself a Christian
So you’d think he’d tell no lie
But he worships Ambition
So he’s quite the lying guy

It’s diabolical he cries
Rigged voting in #LA
The truth before his Father’s eyes?
Total moral decay

#MikeJohnson #LAmayoral

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#Bartiromo and #Bondi, #Scavino and #Vance
#DeVos #Ingraham #Wiles #Lutnick and #Chao
#Kraft #Zampolli #Perlmutter—the names aren’t chance
Trump picked toadies who know how to bow

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The #KennedyCenter, a judge ruled last week
Should be always and only just that
So I think that it’s time we critique the technique
Of the board that for Trump went to bat

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#Blanche gives Trump protection
For all his deception
On taxes he thought he would beat

But the reigning perception
Of Trump’s tax exemption
Is—once a cheat, always a cheat

#slushfund #ToddBlanche #IRS

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The #Minnesota Rs it seems
Think murder A-OK
Cops killing citizens they deem
Just sport or else fair play

The delegates say aye
When asked this crime to glorify
And so they honor Chauvin
Thereby adding sin to sin

#GeorgeFloyd #DerekChauvin
#MinnesotaRepublicanConvention

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Trump’s face
Has no place
On a #250bill

Cause the thug
With that mug’s
Stolen too many mil

And his ego’s too big
And he’s a total pig

And he has to be dead
To have cash sport his head

#USTreasury

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He’s more mature crowed #Bezos
Cause he thinks Trump’s all growed up
So let’s count all the many crows
On which he’ll shortly sup

Cause Trump, my friend, is fading
He’s a sinking ship and you
With all your dumb crusading
Ought to go down with him too

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Goodbye #TulsiGabbard, Russia’s pal
Which made her—to Trump—quite the gal
Though she was called a hand grenade
He cheerfully upped her pay grade

But Tulsi was a no-nuke peach
So T left her out on the beach
And now despite demure coiffure
She leaves us all much less secure
#odni

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The court loves white supremacy
Just by another name
It undermines democracy
While circumventing blame

We’re not political! cries John
It’s just a little nudge
To disenfranchise for the Don
Come on, don’t judge the judge

#SCOTUS #votingrights #jimcrow
#redistricting #callais

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The #TrumpSlushFund is all the rage
As Trump’s new grift takes center stage
Crime gets a windfall not a cage
While most can’t make a living wage

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The Trump administration
Needs but one qualification
For the head of transportation
That he be filmed on location

So #SeanDuffy storms the nation
With #TheGreatAmericanVacation
Paid by prostrate corporations
A tone-deaf abomination
The real show’s at the gas station

#gasprices

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I’ve heard of #MarALagoFace
The Rs think it real cool
But honestly it has no place
In our reflecting pool

A no-bid contract to a friend
To uplift and to paint
$1/$13 million to extend
The #MarALago taint

#LincolnMemorial #ReflectingPool
#flagblue

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The #ceasefire’s on life support
If even a truce there was
To escort or to extort
Seems no just cause for applause

So gas goes up and safety down
While #Congress stands diminished
And Trump plays the everlasting clown
When will his reign be finished?

#IranWar‌

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The game is rigged, make no mistake
The Rs have figured how to take
Two parties and create
A map that will obliterate

Half of the states’ electorate
A fate they’ll loudly celebrate
Although by failing to play straight
They make America no longer great

#TNRedistrict #gerrymander

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Oh no my friend it’s not a war
It’s just a little skirmish
But when the public wants the score
Trump gets a little squirmish

We’ve moved on from #EpicFury
#ProjectFreedom’s now the thing
But the lines seem awfully blurry
When you’ve got a lyin’ king

#IranWar‌

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J Bezos & his blow-up bride
Sure aint the ones to stem the tide
Of rising inequality
Instead they laugh and burn money

They celebrate each huge tax break
& flash their dough and eat their 🍰
Like Marie Antoinette they're blessed
But what comes next? We know the rest
#MetGala2026

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Then the king took the mike and spoke eloquently
About freedom and democracy
Also law generosity diversity
Trump summed up: clearly two kings are we

#KingCharles @RoyalFamily

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A king and a commoner came to the stage
And the commoner spoke his lines first
He spoke soil and bloodlines and the white man’s rage
And how all other cultures are cursed