adrian stott

If found please return to the bakers.

[adrian stott @Adystott]

My life as a cyclist with dodgy feet these days seems to be just waiting for the postcode to change and hoping for smoother tarmac.

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@DanRafael1 Having worked the corner of lots of fights in the UK for over 30 years, I have a small box of memorabilia. You must have a room full!

[adrian stott @Adystott]

I can't be the only one who watches Brassic and wonders how one man gets to see so much of his doctor.

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These cycling training apps are getting so realistic, I found myself getting slightly offended by the 2 blokes who rode TT bikes on a group ride.

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@jasonclark66261 @theJeremyVine This didn't help.

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@DrTEHughes I'm very much on board with this take.

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Fucking cyclists.

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@tomwilliams1974 See that ultra running? That's where the real lunatics reside.

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@DrTEHughes Excellent.

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@RichPoxon We'll only know the real truth when there's more money in exposing people, than there is in winning.

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At 50 years old, I've yet to defeat the child lock on the washing pod things. I've no idea how I'll cope when I'm too old to rip the boxes open.

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@100Climbs @RichPoxon would like this.

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@historyinmemes Great Britain.

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@HumansNoContext Sarcasm.

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So last night I had some chocolate cake. On it, I put some double cream. There was some single cream in the fridge too, so I put some of that on. Now, I'm not sure whether I've had treble cream or 1.5 cream.

[adrian stott @Adystott]

@andreajenkyns I suspect you must have trouble just getting dressed in a morning.

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Unsure whether she was making cookies or muffins, my daughter hedged her bets and inadvertently invented coofins.

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@BarryJonesBox Was Shane in the bed at the time?

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@MichaelBensonn Is this why we can't watch decent boxing?