💞

[MRS. XTRA 🦂 @shantisdiary]

sat on a nigga lap at the club and them damn rhinestones cut my thigh the fuck up

[flex @lowkflex]

Nintendo boutta decapitate this nigga

[Football HQ @FootballHQ]

In Brazil, the National Teams plane was baptised before it headed off to the World Cup.. 🤯

[Kofi 🏴‍☠️ @EBK_Koff]

Nigga bouta get his shop shot up

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

Nobody:

Arabian perfume:

[Hunadi M @HunadiFlorah]

One of the perks of being a woman is that no one can ever surprise you with a kid years later and say you’re the mother

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Can't manipulate me by crying cause ima just look at you like this

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

Mamdani either has some serious strings behind him that’s allowing him to make all these changes, or he’s showing just how evil and corrupt these past mayors were..like it’s disgusting

[Nyx @mnenaaaa]

Things you feel like doing when you have an exam 5 hours away

[parks @parkersity_9]

Baby just found out he a millionaire. I would've thrown up too.

[💞 @adzinooo]

I hate that I want one

[Ushi 牛殺し🐂 @ushigoroshi89]

bro 😭

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

my brother, this isn’t garlic and we’re not vampires

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[𝙅𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙮𝙣𝙞𝙠𝙚 『 𝙳𝙻𝚂 』#TENOÍ @Thinklikebutter]

Dude am I hallucinating

[ً @prinkasusa]

Men will walk around shirtless, piss in public, and send unsolicited d!ck pics without shame, but suddenly society loses its mind when a woman breastfeeds her own BABY.

[em @emilybastow_]

can you imagine being on x factor back in the day and going to dublin with louis walsh instead of the other judges houses in malibu and barbados I’d actually kill myself

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

Him : don’t go outside acting a fool

Me and my homegirls : 😂

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

"As a man-"

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭😭😭

[ravn @mfnravn]

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr