🌩 Bootylicious Blitz 🌩

- He/him - voted #1 strokemaster in the Midwest 3 years in a row - funny priv: @BlitzBallsItch

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It’s me. Media thread. Let’s reconnect. 2026 is the year of the pervert.

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@NeumaCadenza I’ve been going out every night fully understanding that the wind may finally take me. Scary times.

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@SpringMagi You could walk backwards.

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@NeumaCadenza “Hey Midwest, can I please enjoy my summer to its fullest?”

The Midwest in question:

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@SpringMagi

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How fast I gotta run

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@FARTMASTA123 Thank you twin….

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@NeumaCadenza Played one game with the skin and my WiFi’s so fucked with the storm that I got to watch a King rage art at 4 FPS.

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Honestly as much as all the new 3.0 characters look like shit, At least I’ll be able to super save for a million years and tap into any reruns I want! (It’s literally just like her and Dialyn that’s it man that’s all I want.)

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Yixuan when I bench her and take her engine because I couldn’t get Silly’s in time

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@SpringMagi I remember watching her character announcement video and thinking “this all seems really privileged”

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People that play kunimitsu are going straight to hell

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That in game model got people clapping like fat greasy seals. Embarrassing.

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Yeah we back on

[HYPEX @HYPEX]

DAVE THE DIVER FORTNITE SKIN — JUNE 25 😭

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Walking around the house in nothing but my robe and drawls. I’m just like him.

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@NeumaCadenza Hey.

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Galvantula Forretress and Ribombee clear I fear…

[Hermes @Zeroes_King]

One thing I’ve noticed is everyone’s top 5 bug-types always seem to include most of the following; Scizor, Heracross, Scollipede, Volcarona and Golisopod.

Anyone got any faves other than these? Or does this theory check out?

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@Daboyui He will burn for eternity.

[sinonon 🔞 @distortedtrace]

They shaved his jaw and took away his vaguely wasian stare

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@SpringMagi I SOLD MY SOUL FOR YOU TOBY FOX!!! I GAVE UP MY DAY ONE FOR CHAPTER FIVE!!!!!!