My mummy calls my mother in law her big sister. I call her mom. Not just because she birthed my lovely husband, but because she's acted and treated me like she would her own daughter. It's been 7 years of knowing her and it gets better and better.
Guys, please indulge me. ❤️ Let’s talk about good mothers-in-law for a change.
I mean the ones who welcomed you like a princess the very first time you visited, and made you leave feeling like a queen. The ones who, even after settling in their family,never gave you a reason to regret marrying into their family.
Let’s celebrate them today. We’ve heard enough about bad in-laws. 🥹❤️
I’ll go first. 👇🏼
KWAM 1 scattered a Flight and Tried to Stop a Plane. Keyamo did nothing.
Vincent and Jollof had a viral Fight during a Flight. Keyamo did nothing.
Oshiomhole caused Mayhem at MM1 bcos he was late for a flight and the plane left. Keyamo did nothing.
But @PeterObi parks his car for 30 seconds to Remove his Bags and Travel and His Tyres are Clamped. Keyamo now released the CCTV footage and an Epistle of Jargons concerning the Matter.
Keep on embarrassing yourselves. 2027. All of Una dey go back Una house. 🤬🤡
St. Michael the archangel,
defend us in this battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and the snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray.
And do thou, O Prince of the heavenly hosts,
by the power of God, cast into hell Satan
And all the evil spirits who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls.
Amen. ✝️
Hydration breaks.
Football is a game of momentum and anyone who's ever watched a thrilling 90 minutes would agree that most players or supporters would give up a half time break when a great game is being played. Why? Stops destroy that momentum and flow of the incredible spectacle of association football.
Our sport, a 150 year old sport no less, is the world's most popular to watch and to play.
Not the NFL
Not the NBA
Not MLB
Association Football.
So a few pundits, fans and journalists doing TV and sponsors bidding by opining that hydration breaks are a good idea couldn't give one good reason as to how the game would be made better.
Coaches work SEVEN DAYS A WEEK to drill instruction into players, so in game instruction isn't needed.
Players can hydrate whenever they like. They're not fucking babies needing a feed.
The breaks CREATE a STOP OF MOMENTUM. And I've never seen one match in thousands I've watched or played in that's been better with more stoppages. Not ONE.
So to this angling for change, what makes you think you're so special to change the world's most popular sport to play and watch that's been both of those things for 150 years?
Minor tweaks? Absolutely. The back pass rule was being abused, so it was changed. A materially good thing for the players and fans.
More breaks? At a time where stops in play for diving, cheating, VAR etc are colliding with hydration breaks? No thanks.
Those wanting this are working for broadcasters and sponsors who want a bigger piece of the game. Never forget that.
Football. A simple game ruined by football illiterate fucknuts.
Yes, I've played elite level sport where my particular job was running with a ball at feet at around 30kph+ multiple times a half.
6 ft 4, 95kg.
The tactical information given to me through a 7 day, not 3 minute period sufficed, as did the occasional squirt of electrolyte water per half.
My performance would not have been improved at all by a hydration or tactical break.
Pretty much like 99% of players over a 150 year period playing the most popular and most played sport on the planet by far.
So maybe you can tell me. When was the last time you put your fucking dorittos, big gulp and chicken wings down long enough to know what professional sportsmen need rather than advertising executives or couch potatoes who need to be told 6 times in 20 minutes to buy a Jeep Cherokee, Whopper or diabetes medication instead of just enjoying the sport?
@Neil _Bloch
Im old enough to remember World Cup Tournaments going back to 1978 in Argentina, the average temp was fairly cool at around 17*c, however the following World Cup in 1982 was hosted in Spain and the average temperature was double and often reached 37*c, Mexico 1986 was hotter than the Spanish World Cup and no team came off after 25 minutes during either of those World Cups.
In 1990 we saw Italia 90 where once again it was hot and humid and once again no team came off after 25 minutes.
Jump forward to Qatar 2022, a World cup like no other as it was in November/December where the average temperature was 30*c and strangely enough no team left the field of play..
You are acting as if Football has never been played during hot seasons when the facts are there for all to see and check.
These so-called Hydration breaks have nothing to do with player welfare, its about prime time advertising and making money.