Anastasia F

Ohio gal. Marketing/communications leader, web aficionado, writer. Avid shoe-wearer. Lover of terrible puns.

[Anastasia F @Afae39]

@HBOMaxHelp Thx - primarily on a Sony running google tv, but it happened when I tried on my laptop too

[Anastasia F @Afae39]

Hey @hbomax I can't for the life of me get CC/subtitles to turn off no matter what I do. I've googled, tried everything I can find, and still they show up. Can you help?

[Anastasia F @Afae39]

Coming out of Twitter hiatus to put @INBOUND on blast. #Inbound22 is a dumpster fire. The app is broken, the only good sessions are full (not like they have the depth of content they used to)...so I'm basically paying a ton of money to see Barack.

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@INBOUND @jdmartinezstan Seriously? The majority of open sessions are looking like "here's how to use this martech to increase X". I'm not attending HubSpot to hear 90+ sales pitches, that's what the exhibit hall is for.

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@INBOUND I was excited...until I discovered your app is unusable, your sessions are limited, you opened registration and didn't tell anyone until days later, and the only sessions that aren't full are vendor pitches. What a disappointment compared to previous years. Dropped the ball.

[Anastasia F @Afae39]

@taylorswift13 gurl, heard you’ll be in #cle this week. Hope you enjoy your visit! 💕

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Cold calling me rapid-fire 3 times in ten minutes is a fun way to never get my business.

[Anastasia F @Afae39]

I'm livid. I've requested a refund from @UnitedAirlines_ over 4 times now. We canceled a trip earlier this year because my mom was GOING THROUGH CHEMO. These assholes keep denying refund even though I have a signed letter from her doctor as requested by them. #FuckUnited

[Anastasia F @Afae39]

Thank you @taylorswift13 for spending 2,006 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. I liked your stuff before but officially a Swiftie now I think. Top 2% of listeners blew my mind. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/ustlXI6P63

[Anastasia F @Afae39]

. @verizon I was just on chat to resolve an issue and they literally ended the chat in the middle of our conversation. What the actual terrible customer service. Maybe time to try T-Mobile?

[Nesco Resource @NescoResource]

Today’s a great day at #NescoNation2020 - we’re exploring and discussing the importance of quality service with our friends from @DisneyInstitute! #service #recruiting

[Anastasia F @Afae39]

@erinmorgenstern I just finished the Starless Sea. your storytelling is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever encountered. Thank you for that and for the night circus. 💕

[Anastasia F @Afae39]

You know what, eff shape wear. If it’s cool for a guy to show off his dad bod you can bet I’m not trying to suck in my natural curves. #feminist #fightthepatriarchy

[Anastasia F @Afae39]

@blakehelps Student loans! And christmas presents for family :)

[Anastasia F @Afae39]

@AlecAFrey @ianhamilton_ @_taylorswope @NateElCabro @leonboyarsky Thank you! Text is miserably small on console even with contacts in.

[Anastasia F @Afae39]

How did I, a single female with no kids, become a midwest dad?

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest dads:

gets bill at restaurant: "what’s the damage”

tightens strap on back of truck: “that’s not going anywhere”

flips over a piece of meat on the grill: “oh yeah that’s money right there”

asked what time it is: “time for you to get a watch”

answers the phone: “YELLO”

[Anastasia F @Afae39]

Um. My #PSL had a little something extra in it today... @Starbucks

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Heard behind closed doors at the vet: “omg is that dobby! Ohhhh [low voice] I love dobby!”

You guys, my dog is almost famous.

[Anastasia F @Afae39]

Panic mode.

[Anastasia F @Afae39]

So @antoni heard you like corgis (aka saw it on an episode) so...Here’s my corgi/husky to make you smile.