【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐑 】

ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀɢᴏ, ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴀ ᴅɪꜱᴛᴀɴᴛ ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀʏ. . . ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱᴀʏꜱ:
" ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴏꜰ 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒? "

[【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐑 】 @AFalseHuman]

【 ɪꜰ ɪᴛ'ꜱ 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐄,
ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ꜰɪɴᴅ ᴀ ᴡᴀʏ
ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ
ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪꜰ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ
𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒! 】
https://t.co/Za7hvQ1ffe

[【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐑 】 @AFalseHuman]

❝ 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙙. . . —
— 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠! ❞

[【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐑 】 @AFalseHuman]

UM

HELLO PRETTY LADY CAN I KISS YOUR COOL FACE AND BLOW YOUR BACK OUT?

[【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐑 】 @AFalseHuman]

YOU’RE TOO PRETTY

WORDS NOT WORKING.

[【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐑 】 @AFalseHuman]

Understandable, hard as a rock now.

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑻𝑶 𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫 .ᐟ @LIMITBREAKlNG]

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yes. ☺️
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[【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐑 】 @AFalseHuman]

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… Uh.

How? 💦💦💦

[【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐑 】 @AFalseHuman]

…

… does she at least get sex out of this whole exchange… ? 💦

[【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐑 】 @AFalseHuman]

should she be excited or absolutely terrified—

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑻𝑶 𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫 .ᐟ @LIMITBREAKlNG]

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oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, i am going to fucking *ruin* that gearhead.
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[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑻𝑶 𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫 .ᐟ @LIMITBREAKlNG]

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her? concoct a scheme so devious?? noooo...
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[【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐑 】 @AFalseHuman]

she gets the sneaking suspicion this woman doesn’t need protection either…

was this all part of her evil plan?! 😖

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑻𝑶 ��𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫 .ᐟ @LIMITBREAKlNG]

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no clue what she could be talking about...
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[【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐑 】 @AFalseHuman]

GUH—

HUH—BOOBS JUMPSCARE?!

She flinches, glancing up after a moment, cheeks a bright crimson as she shakes.

“ U-uh! Um! Uh. . . !

N-nothing you’d c-cafe about, really… j-just… tuning up my bike… “

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑻𝑶 𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫 .ᐟ @LIMITBREAKlNG]

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boothatting @AFalseHuman.

"whaaaaat'cha workin' on, gearhead?"
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[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑻𝑶 𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫 .ᐟ @LIMITBREAKlNG]

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i'm gonna shatter that blonde girl's hips.
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[【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐑 】 @AFalseHuman]

GOOD ENOUGH!!! 💖💖💖

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑻𝑶 𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫 .ᐟ @LIMITBREAKlNG]

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...maybe, alright?
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[【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐑 】 @AFalseHuman]

okay

true

fair

valid even

however; counterpoint.

pretty please with a cherry on top?

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑻𝑶 𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫 .ᐟ @LIMITBREAKlNG]

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don't lie to me, i know your track record.
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[【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐑 】 @AFalseHuman]

objectively speaking yes.

that being said— 👋

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑻𝑶 𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫 .ᐟ @LIMITBREAKlNG]

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is she a bad person if, when she's on dating apps,
she exclusively goes out with virgins to fuck them
and ruin their standards for women forever...?
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[【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐑 】 @AFalseHuman]

um… okay but… s-she warned you!

ahem—

Y-You’re really pretty and your eyes are so cool looking a-and I’ve seen your sword stuff and it’s awesome you’re kind of like an inspiration to me—I-I use swords sometimes too but I’m nowhere NEAR as cool as you and—!!!

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑻𝑶 𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫 .ᐟ @LIMITBREAKlNG]

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meh. can't be any worse than some pervs she's met.
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[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑻𝑶 𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫 .ᐟ @LIMITBREAKlNG]

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cumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcum
cumcumcumcumcumc𝐮𝐦𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐜𝐮𝐦���𝐮𝐦
𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐜𝐮𝐦
𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐜𝐔𝐌𝐂𝐔𝐌𝐂𝐔𝐌𝐂𝐔𝐌𝐂𝐔𝐌
𝐂𝐔𝐌𝐂𝐔𝐌𝐂𝐔𝐌𝐂𝐔𝐌𝐂𝐔𝐌𝐂𝐔𝐌𝐂𝐔𝐌𝐂𝐔𝐌!!!
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[【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐑 】 @AFalseHuman]

…

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… Okay but…

what if she gets annoying about it—

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑻𝑶 𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫 .ᐟ @LIMITBREAKlNG]

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nothing, nothing, forget about it. simp away, blondie.
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[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑻𝑶 𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫 .ᐟ @LIMITBREAKlNG]

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much as she likes having such a perfect butt, she
sorta wishes it was a little smaller so she could sit
on faces more often. the last guy who let her ended up
having to go to the er for a broken neck... 😔
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[【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐑 】 @AFalseHuman]

huh—

wha—

what did she do⁉️ 😵‍💫

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑻𝑶 𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫 .ᐟ @LIMITBREAKlNG]

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oh my god, you're somehow worse than me.
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[【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐑 】 @AFalseHuman]

Ah—! Nonono, sorry! I didn’t mean to worry you… ! I don’t like… really mean it!

mostly.

aw jeez—now I feel like I’m guilt tripping you…

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑻𝑶 𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫 .ᐟ @LIMITBREAKlNG]

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whoa-whoa-whoa! hang on, definitely *don't*!
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