FaxTheFaxMachine

I do stuff for my webcomic - pfp by Miggy - banner by me - Irradiated is ass and let me tell you why

[Jedi @dhe3g]

No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever.

[Braxeo @Braxeo]

I do not agree with you

[J4mison @bocchifan16]

a girl no older than 10 came into my store. out of nowhere i heard her go "miku, miku, you can call me miku"
so, naturally, i walked over to her, bent down to her level and asked "are you larping, or can you name 15 miku songs?"
when she couldn't, i kicked her out. #GateKEPT

[traesilly @traesilly]

i didnt know it was a trans thing i just thought the idea of being a helicopter was funny

[ナオミ @lshi00]

📱

[z @meoww739]

i’m done w this app bro

[Conor D. Oil @RealConorOil]

Stupid bitch

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Soul trapped the DoorDash guy and smoked his essence

[César @C_skalt]

dont care that people still cry about this boss it was such a mythical experience i would not trade it for the world

[turbomander @turbomander]

remember when that guy said THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER with such good delivery that it somehow didnt feel like the stupidest name to ever exist

[Abnormal @pictochat3]

you really can just say anything in this game, huh?

[FaxTheFaxMachine @AFaxMachine2]

@waffleswillapon Miquella��s left nut

[lux @paperssil]

straight men will look like this and be like

“idc if you gay just don’t hit on me”

[🐐Sasha⚖️🏳️‍⚧️ @Eldritchaphilia]

it rly is fucked up that if elden ring was real morgott is fr just slangin that shit around. imagine dodging a tail swipe and his balls break your nose mid roll

[FaxTheFaxMachine @AFaxMachine2]

@bellbearinghunt I never realized the coffin changed your characters gender and I spent the second half of the game wondering why my character was making feminine hurt noises holy shit 😭

[Godrick the Golden @GraftSouls]

Let’s invade all the new casuals when the movie launches