Asked for a nice pint of water in a bar in Belfast, and they come back with a pint of water with a load of cucumbers in it... If I wanted cucumber water I'd ask for cucumber water
2 garda on the luas home today, and I did not look like I was going home from work at all. Was fully expecting to be asked for a work letter, but of course they didn't even bat an eyelid... ๐
Think there's more of a chance of me getting heat stroke than catching the coronavirus with my mam having the poxy heating on 24/7 at home...
Joys of self-isolation eh