- 𝗝𝘂𝗻 -

ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɴᴏᴛ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ʟɪᴇꜱ.
ɪ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ʙʀᴇᴀᴛʜᴇ ᴀꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ.
【萧君猫】- xɪᴀᴏ ᴊᴜɴᴍᴀᴏ

ᴠɪᴇᴡ ᴘɪɴɴᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟꜱ/ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛꜱ.

[- 𝗝𝘂𝗻 - @AffluentMao]

𝐹𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓊𝓃𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝓁𝓎 𝒻𝒶𝓋𝑜𝓇𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽
𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓁𝑒𝒻𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝓁𝑜𝓈𝑒.

【萧君猫】
ᴡᴇᴀʟᴛʜʏ | ɢᴀʏ | ᴠᴇʀꜱᴀᴛɪʟᴇ
ʜᴜɴɢ | ʜᴀᴘʟᴇꜱꜱ | ʀᴏɢᴜᴇ

𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑜 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓂𝑒?

[- 𝗝𝘂𝗻 - @AffluentMao]

𝐹𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓊𝓃𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝓁𝓎 𝒻𝒶𝓋𝑜𝓇𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽
𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓁𝑒𝒻𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝓁𝑜𝓈𝑒.

【萧君猫】
ᴡᴇᴀʟᴛʜʏ | ɢᴀʏ | ᴠᴇʀꜱᴀᴛɪʟᴇ
ʜᴜɴɢ | ʜᴀᴘʟᴇꜱꜱ | ʀᴏɢᴜᴇ

𝒲𝒾𝓁��� 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑜 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓂𝑒?

[- 𝗝𝘂𝗻 - @AffluentMao]

Today's mood:

[- 𝗝𝘂𝗻 - @AffluentMao]

@sheeburr My balls are still full so you're a liar.

[- 𝗝𝘂𝗻 - @AffluentMao]

I've only come back to relentlessly flirt with an old friend.
If I interact with you, consider yourself an interesting person or at least a good looking one.

[- 𝗝𝘂𝗻 - @AffluentMao]

@sheeburr You're not on my lap so I'm inclined to agree.

[- 𝗝𝘂𝗻 - @AffluentMao]

@sheeburr You were my boyfriend before you even knew it.

[- 𝗝𝘂𝗻 - @AffluentMao]

@weedjock Prevents hackers/hacked accounts from following you.

[- 𝗝𝘂𝗻 - @AffluentMao]

Check my pinned for a list of my other accounts.
I'm assuming people will know better that if any of my accounts start spitting vile shit, it's not me.

[- 𝗝𝘂𝗻 - @AffluentMao]

@StripedStripper 💠SLEEP WELL.

[- 𝗝𝘂𝗻 - @AffluentMao]

@StripedStripper 💠 O h. Listen YOU NEVER KNOW WITH SOME PEOPLE ON TWITTER OK.

[- 𝗝𝘂𝗻 - @AffluentMao]

@StripedStripper 💠That's nice. Paying you a compliment doesn't mean I'm interested in you.

[- 𝗝𝘂𝗻 - @AffluentMao]

@StripedStripper 💠 Sleep well, cute stuff.

[- 𝗝𝘂𝗻 - @AffluentMao]

The headaches I get are always so debilitating. Too in pain to do anything. Including rest lol.

[- 𝗝𝘂𝗻 - @AffluentMao]

When I feel sick or tired I just kinda wanna be pampered.

[- 𝗝𝘂𝗻 - @AffluentMao]

Pet him and call him a pretty boy.

[- 𝗝𝘂𝗻 - @AffluentMao]

Woke up with a headache and a boner. Boner's gone but headache is still here and I took meds for it and it won't go away so.

Gonna just close my eyes.

[- 𝗝𝘂𝗻 - @AffluentMao]

Belly rubs.

Cleo's lucky he's charming or Jun might have left already.

That cat is gonna just relax and let the larger male pamper him for a little while.

[- 𝗝𝘂𝗻 - @AffluentMao]

Oh... Yeah he's liking this.
Being called pretty just intensified his purring.

Guess he could stay a little while longer. ~

[- 𝗝𝘂𝗻 - @AffluentMao]

Please. That only works on common cats. He's a thoroughbred with--

Oh... Well... That is kind of nice.
He's purring again.

[- 𝗝𝘂𝗻 - @AffluentMao]

He wants to go home and he's being held captive by a hot buff dog.

Minus the hot buff dog part, not exactly what he wants right now.