AFFONIC

im trying

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just got notified someone remixed my short

oh cool

what

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smoking that shit that got emma stoned

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i’m cooked

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currently rawdogging study. no notes. no practice questions. just reading walls of text and absorbing.

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i didn’t expect this kind of reaction and never could have imagined receiving this level of support. to all the people messaging me. thank you.

having said all that i will still be taking a break from content creation while the situation calms down.

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the amount of things i have taken from supermarkets without paying should be illegal

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having intrusive thoughts about my teeth right now.

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i held a piping bag in front of me in a cooking video and it got demonised for being sexualised content.

anyway here’s a fucking ad that came up in my youtube shorts feed (i cropped out the bottom so the ad wouldn’t y’know advertise)

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Elon Musk built a shortcut tunnel in Las Vegas only for Tesla cars

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this screenshot is gonna look really bad in court

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someone get this man his keys

[Legend_linc @legend_linc]

I've waited 18 years to have my first drink...

maybe @drinkgrog could send me a present for my birthday on Saturday 😉

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@legend_linc would still be over 5 million short of the OG vid 🙂‍↔️

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just got notified someone remixed my short

oh cool

what

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threads wants to be twitter SO BAD LMFAO

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starting a countdown from 10 every time something takes too long to load so i have something to do while i wait

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you’re telling me the $7 2 in 1 wireless charger I bought off of Amazon that arrived within 12 hours of purchasing it is really bad?

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this is my 1000th tweet.

let’s take this time to reflect on some stats…

i have received an average of 2 likes per tweet.

Here’s to hitting 2000 as soon as possible!

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i am destroyed

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“drake dropped”

me:

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60k views in an hour he fell off LMFAOOOO