Afghani Dude

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Many have offered rich incentives for X (fka Twitter) to move its HQ out of San Francisco.

Moreover, the city is in a doom spiral with one company after another left or leaving.

Therefore, they expect X will move too.

We will not.

You only know who your real friends are when the chips are down.

San Francisco, beautiful San Francisco, though others forsake you, we will always be your friend.

[Afghani Dude @AfghaniDude]

@JustinTrudeau @POTUS Call Justin immediately and ask him how he did this! Follow his directions!

[Afghani Dude @AfghaniDude]

Guess who just made my day? @WarbyParker. Thanks #teamwarby! (Special shout-out to Lizette!)

[Afghani Dude @AfghaniDude]

@elonmusk Potential 38 million consumer market in Afghanistan for Tesla products. Call me dude!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Do they even know about the delta variant!?

[Afghani Dude @AfghaniDude]

@elonmusk Hey dude….I ordered a Model Y on May 15, 2021. Your people said 7-11 weeks delivery time frame. That means I should have received my Model Y end of July. Dude….Where is my car??????? I need it!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Cool thing about showing a kid Disney's Robin Hood for the first time is hearing them say, "Oh, RobinHood, like where I buy DOGE.”

[Afghani Dude @AfghaniDude]

@ConanOBrien @ConanOBrien Hey Conan....Can I start ConanCoin crypto currency as a joke? Thanks in advance. Anonymous.

[Amitabh Bachchan @SrBachchan]

T 3872 - Ramadaan Mubarak ❤️🙏🌹

[Afghani Dude @AfghaniDude]

@ConanOBrien How about a Chinese helicopter that doesn’t make it 2 minutes before landing?

[Afghani Dude @AfghaniDude]

@ConanOBrien Only Conan knows what it is.The rest of us are normal people. 🤪

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Thank you Arnold -- this is the most powerful and uniquely personal statement I've heard from ANYONE on where we are right now as a country.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Dear White House Movers:
Ask for the money up front.

[Afghani Dude @AfghaniDude]

@ConanOBrien When this is all over, I am going to a mask retailer store and eat a Traders Joe’s deli sandwich inches away from the cashier.

[Afghani Dude @AfghaniDude]

@ConanOBrien Didn’t you say you iron your underwear every two months you change your underwear?

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Can we agree? Anyone who's ironed his clothes in the last 4 months is a psychopath.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Doesn’t get much better than sitting down to talk with my friend Joe.

[kcranews @kcranews]

Joe Biden calls Trump the country's 'first' racist president https://t.co/ZGmNIizcpu

[Afghani Dude @AfghaniDude]

@ConanOBrien Dark comedy.

[Amitabh Bachchan @SrBachchan]

T 3510 - Ramadan Mubaarak .. wishes for peace and love ..
and be safe ..