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@10crystal101 @sam_mcclure Needing assist coach exp overrated imo. Surround him w good people (Enright, Pyke.. Selwood). Carlton have gone with assist coaches recently (and former snr coach) and look where it's got them. Hodge could be the man imo.

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@sam_mcclure If it all comes to an end for M Voss, what are the chances Carlton could lure Luke Hodge from the media and into a head coaching role?

[Titus O'Reily @TitusOReily]

Find someone who loves you like the umpires love the Bulldogs. #AFLDogsSwans

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@agerealfooty @MCG @marvelstadiumau Constant rule changes don’t help.. the game is beginning to feeling very contrived.

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@agerealfooty @MCG @marvelstadiumau None of the above .. The ongoing and relentless ‘Americanisation’ or commercialisation of the experience - so much noise, silly games etc, pre-game and during the breaks. Let us watch with friends and family in peace and feel the genuine atmosphere.

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Jono Brown after Ben King soccers through his first goal of the match: ”that’ll get the monkey off the shoulder” 🐒

#AFLSunsDons #AFL #DontSayThatAgain

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My man BT has twice called Cuningham in Qtr2 .. Cuningham out of the team this week, injured.

#AFL #AFLEaglesBlues #DontSayThatAgain

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Hodgey: “Noah Anderson coming off”, talking about Noah Answerth

Brayshaw: “Zac Butters kicks a goal”.. talking about Zac Bailey

#AFL #AFLLionsDogs #DontSayThatAgain

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Ricoh-man referring to clearances: “the Lions have almost doubled them now, 31 to 36” 🧐

#AFL #AFLLionsDogs #DontSayThatAgain

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Luke Darcy on Bulldogs: ”their worst is not great at all” 🤔

#AFLDogsTigers #AFL #DontSayThatAgain

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Highlights of the match:

1. Not having to feel BT‘s ego every time Lloyd touched the ball
2. H Cunningham being referred to as Cunningham, not Seymour
3. Izak Rankine

#AFL #AFLSwansSuns

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Dermie telling us that when he was at school he learnt ‘both currencies of measurement’ 🤔

#AFL #AFLSwansSuns

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@CollingwoodFC Shout out to Jordan Roughead for the best post-game interview in years. Thoughtful, sensible, fluid - rarest of traits these days.

#AFLCatsPies #AFL

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#AFLBluesDogs

[David King @davidking34]

When the Kangaroos missed on Dusty, De Goey and Gaff they got hammered for not being able to get deals over the line. Carlton not be able to secure Jack Martin is worse than any of those swings and misses.
Don’t give me this pre season draft waffle.

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AFL careers:
Brad Seymour: 1994 - 2003
Harry Cunningham: 2012 - ?

Not for the first time, and again today, Brian Taylor confuses veteran no.7 Harry Cunningham with Brad Seymour - a previous no.7 ... 17 years ago

#AFLCommentators
#AFLTigersSwans