𝐖ᴇ 𝐆ᴇᴛ 𝐖ʜᴀᴛ 𝐏ɪɢꜱ 𝐃ᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ.

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[ꨄ @lostaffections]

where is the fool who spits upon god?

[MASK @gnawngs]

https://t.co/yeOPVVNWvo

[𝐖ᴇ 𝐆ᴇᴛ 𝐖ʜᴀᴛ 𝐏ɪɢꜱ 𝐃ᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ. @AFOOLSFABLE]

⠀
and put your seatbelt on ˏ
will you.ᐣ

❴ he stifles another cough．
getting a bit foggy in here ˏ
now．but it don't stop him
from putting his hands on
the wheel to pull out of his
parking space ˏ setting off
boardwalk─bound．❵
⠀

[𝐖ᴇ 𝐆ᴇᴛ 𝐖ʜᴀᴛ 𝐏ɪɢꜱ 𝐃ᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ. @AFOOLSFABLE]

⠀
I thought you'd never ask．

❴ his dopey smile flashes in
the rear view mirror ˏ twisting
around to pass him his mug
bong ─ then the bob marley
lighter．❵

be careful with her ˏ alright.ᐣ
this is like ˏ my pride and joy
I'm lending you．
⠀⤷

[jeremy shepherd 🐾🩸 @darklydowns]

i dunno. find another ride, i guess.
( jeremy mutters, squirming around in his seat. )
could i get a hit of that or what? it’s boring as fuck when i just sit around and you’re smoking ..

[𝐖ᴇ 𝐆ᴇᴛ 𝐖ʜᴀᴛ 𝐏ɪɢꜱ 𝐃ᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ. @AFOOLSFABLE]

⠀
well ˏ I guess assuming you
don't live over there．

❴ mumbled around a cough ˏ
setting his bong aside．
hand lifting to start his car ˏ
which purrs to life not a
moment later．now was his
time to rid himself of the
guy ˏ if he wanted to enjoy
the rest of his afternoon．❵
⠀

[𝐖ᴇ 𝐆ᴇᴛ 𝐖ʜᴀᴛ 𝐏ɪɢꜱ 𝐃ᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ. @AFOOLSFABLE]

⠀
that's a little far．how do
you plan on getting back.ᐣ

❴ he doesn't comment on the
crash bit．his driving skills
were nothing short of mint ˏ
he'd have him know．he's
already smoking up again ˏ
huffing another cloud into
the vehicle's confines．❵
⠀⤷

[jeremy shepherd 🐾🩸 @darklydowns]

*i don’t care if we crash. it’s not my fucking car.

( jeremy sniffs. he should have picked someone else. this guy’s attitude was kind of getting to him. )

can you drop me off by the boardwalk?

[𝐖ᴇ 𝐆ᴇᴛ 𝐖ʜᴀᴛ 𝐏ɪɢꜱ 𝐃ᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ. @AFOOLSFABLE]

⠀
in peace was looking more appealing by the minute．❵

and even if you were a fed ˏ look ˏ ma．no hands.ᐟ

❴ his hands fly up ˏ lighter pinched between palm and thumb．❵

see that.ᐣ haven't even touched my steering wheel．so you got nothing on me．
⠀

[𝐖ᴇ 𝐆ᴇᴛ 𝐖ʜᴀᴛ 𝐏ɪɢꜱ 𝐃ᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ. @AFOOLSFABLE]

⠀
uh ˏ last I checked ˏ you're the one
who parked Your Ass in My car．so
like ˏ frigg off yourself little dude．

❴ his testy attitude wasn't about to
garner any sympathy from marty．
and frankly ˏ the idea of having
jeremy leave him alone to hotbox
⠀⤷

[jeremy shepherd 🐾🩸 @darklydowns]

yeah, yeah. you can just get a new one. not that i’m gonna do it, but i’m just saying.

(he was not amused, and regarded marty with some obvious distaste. ribbing tended to annoy him or get under his skin when he wasn’t the one doing it.)

no, fuck off.

[𝐖ᴇ 𝐆ᴇᴛ 𝐖ʜᴀᴛ 𝐏ɪɢꜱ 𝐃ᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ. @AFOOLSFABLE]

⠀
dude ˏ seriously．don't hate it
'til you try it．I got that one from
a pregnant lady ˏ so y'gotta know
it's legit．
⠀

[𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧. 🩸 @putupgloves]

that sounds horrific even to me.

[𝐖ᴇ 𝐆ᴇᴛ 𝐖ʜᴀᴛ 𝐏ɪɢꜱ 𝐃ᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ. @AFOOLSFABLE]

⠀
molded in a way that could make cramped pass off as comfortable．❵

what are you ˏ a narc.ᐣ

❴ he scoffs a laugh ˏ only to pause．
his smile disappearing on a second
thought ─ a double take ˏ shooting
a skeptical look his way．❵

．．you aren't wired ˏ are you.ᐣ
⠀

[𝐖ᴇ 𝐆ᴇᴛ 𝐖ʜᴀᴛ 𝐏ɪɢꜱ 𝐃ᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ. @AFOOLSFABLE]

⠀
okay ˏ well．you better not scratch
any of my Nine Inch Nails albums or
it'll be your ass nailed to my bumper．

❴ snort．shrinking back into his seat ˏ
legs splayed as far as the vehicle
would let him．which wasn't so
much ˏ but his body was like putty．
⠀⤷

[jeremy shepherd 🐾🩸 @darklydowns]

ha, ha. somehow i doubt they teach that shit in school.
(he sulked, turning his head out the window. it really reeked in here..)

what? no.

(he looked down at himself for a minute and frowned.) aren’t you not supposed to smoke and drive?

[𝐖ᴇ 𝐆ᴇᴛ 𝐖ʜᴀᴛ 𝐏ɪɢꜱ 𝐃ᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ. @AFOOLSFABLE]

⠀
well ˏ you don't say．ever try
ketchup and cucumbers.ᐣ
⠀

[𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧. 🩸 @putupgloves]

every combo of two goes well, it’s even better when you put them all together.

[𝐖ᴇ 𝐆ᴇᴛ 𝐖ʜᴀᴛ 𝐏ɪɢꜱ 𝐃ᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ. @AFOOLSFABLE]

@putupgloves 🎭 : ̗̀ GET IT

[𝐖ᴇ 𝐆ᴇᴛ 𝐖ʜᴀᴛ 𝐏ɪɢꜱ 𝐃ᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ. @AFOOLSFABLE]

⠀
oh ˏ uh．．

❴ brows raising．a questionable
expression ˏ only to shrug after
a moment's consideration．❵

well ˏ shit．can't hate it 'til you
try it ˏ right.ᐣ
⠀

[𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧. 🩸 @putupgloves]

( gesturing towards each later. )

pickles, peanut butter, burger.

[𝐖ᴇ 𝐆ᴇᴛ 𝐖ʜᴀᴛ 𝐏ɪɢꜱ 𝐃ᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ. @AFOOLSFABLE]

@putupgloves 🎭 : ̗̀ typing with those shits on.....respect.....

[𝐖ᴇ 𝐆ᴇᴛ 𝐖ʜᴀᴛ 𝐏ɪɢꜱ 𝐃ᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ. @AFOOLSFABLE]

⠀
you picked a good time to sell
me on this ˏ man．what you
got going on in there.ᐣ
⠀

[𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧. 🩸 @putupgloves]

it’s really good .

[𝐖ᴇ 𝐆ᴇᴛ 𝐖ʜᴀᴛ 𝐏ɪɢꜱ 𝐃ᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ. @AFOOLSFABLE]

⠀
dude．．you're killing that thing．
⠀

[𝐖ᴇ 𝐆ᴇᴛ 𝐖ʜᴀᴛ 𝐏ɪɢꜱ 𝐃ᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ. @AFOOLSFABLE]

⠀
pulling off of his crooked blunt ˏ blowing．smoke getting carried up by the breeze．❵

that sound about right.ᐣ
⠀

[𝐖ᴇ 𝐆ᴇᴛ 𝐖ʜᴀᴛ 𝐏ɪɢꜱ 𝐃ᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ. @AFOOLSFABLE]

⠀
okay ˏ mister miami ˏ then I'll say it as it is．you took my dollar and bought yourself a soda instead of replacing the one you ruined like a little weasel．

❴ a sassy lilt of his head ˏ eyeing him from the corner of his eye．
⠀⤷

[jeremy shepherd 🐾🩸 @darklydowns]

i live in miami.
( he digs in his pocket for the package of mentos, and crunches two or three of them. )

i didn’t scam. you gave me stuff cuz you wanted to, not cuz i made you.