JorkingMyPeanits

When life gives you lemons, lemon tek it 🍄✨️🍋

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Sex is a soup

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Drinking Kombucha to feel alive inside ✨️✨️

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How can people thrive on hate??

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Can you just hit pause for a second??

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Came out the bathroom at work and some weirdo called me a snow bunny, forgive a girl for needing to take a massive shit ;-;

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When your puffco stops working, so you eat a piece of wax to take the edge off 🫠🫠

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I thought there was an earthquake while I was showering, turned out to be Ryan's parents watching Yellowstone o.O

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@DailyNoud I'd believe it before a new single 😭😭

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Stay woke,
Stay up,
Stay blessed, hoe 🙏🏻✨️

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Can I have fifty dollars?? Pwease??:3

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Phone operator: 911 what is your emergency??

Me: Hello?? ..My man turned into a hamburger, how am I supposed to cuddle a damn sandwich?? 😭😭

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Why won't tiktok let me block the daily mail 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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New fear unlocked, Tesla Semi Trucks.. Why does it look like that??😭😭

[100T Kalei @KaleiRenay]

drake rn

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I put his dick in the dirt, no coffin (:

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Bitch, I'm nice ✨️✨️

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Y'all ever just slow dance to Kendrick with your mans, blitz out of your mind right after a tattoo appointment?? Did I also mention it was Friday the Thirteenth??🥰💖✨️

[Gwosti 🤍 @gwostichan]

😖

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Mysterious and Spooky 🫀👻

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Ryan: His name is TunaSolved, TUNA SOLVED!! Yo' consider this solved tuna!!