AFwaffle?

[AFwaffle? @AFwaffle]

@EverythingOOC What a lovely school!

[AFwaffle? @AFwaffle]

@hotshottie33 She really gatekeeping vaping

[AFwaffle? @AFwaffle]

@Nicolas_Conde @mickyroth @agadmator Illegal move

[Adam Murray @AtomMurray]

@theserfstv this is so much worse than I expected it to be

[Denis B. Huppert 🇫🇷 @dennisbhooper]

Yeah this guy is definitely cool with gay people

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

i’m in a code review with elon musk. ive got the CSS for https://t.co/iXbfr5d1Jg on 3 monitors. my browser’s in dark mode so it looks cool. “this part?” he asks, pointing to code for the Giant Omelette. “caches tweets in the mainframe cyberhex,” i say. he nods. “as i suspected”

[worms cited @christapeterso]

i spent 2 hours curating a twitter blue screenshot storyline for my parents so here u go, for your own offline friends that want to have fun:

DAY 1 – ARRIVAL

[Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! (also on bluesky) @ithayla]

elon did not 'buy Twitter'

he impulsively made a ludicrously overpriced offer on Twitter

signed a contract that put him on the hook for that exact amount

tried to back out but was sued BY TWITTER to complete the buyout at the ridiculous price

and is now in a deal where-

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

@elonmusk well you're the expert on SNL's bad days

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Elon Musk keeps tweeting that he loves free speech. So here's a thread with just a few of the countless examples showing he couldn't care about it less (🧵)

[AFwaffle? @AFwaffle]

@Ieafff @ValorLeaks

[AFwaffle? @AFwaffle]

@Ieafff @okbailli NO FUCKING WAY

[AFwaffle? @AFwaffle]

@Ieafff What does this mean?

[AFwaffle? @AFwaffle]

I’m a big boy now

[AFwaffle? @AFwaffle]

@Ieafff 😡

[Mizkif @REALMizkif]

GIVING AWAY 3 ANIMAL CROSSING NINTENDO SWITCHES FOR THE HOLIDAYS 🎁🎁🎁

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS:
♻️ RETWEET
🤝 FOLLOW @REALMizkif
🤝 FOLLOW @OTKnetwork

WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON CHRISTMAS EVE 🎄🎅

GOOD LUCK

[brands getting owned @BrandsOwned]

kellogg’s is fighting for their life rn. it’s almost like the employees on strike are worth livable wages

[AFwaffle? @AFwaffle]

@hotshottie33 ??? What does this even kinda mean