Jordan

Grad student. Wine-maker. I've got a pretty cute dog and I play videogames sometimes. You may be able to find me on twitch at

[Jordan @AGamingLobster]

Oreos should give caloric information by the sleeve. No is just eating 2 cookies.

[Jordan @AGamingLobster]

I guess I'm a TFT gamer now #procrastinationismymotivation

[Jordan @AGamingLobster]

I’ve eaten nothing but potato based foods for 3 days straight now.

[Jordan @AGamingLobster]

Imagine a thongophone dubstep club mix #pvcdm

[Jordan @AGamingLobster]

I don’t have a setup for this hashtag, but I don’t wanna forget it #longschlongthewonderdong

[Jordan @AGamingLobster]

@loltyler1 is the @kanyewest of @LeagueOfLegends

[Jordan @AGamingLobster]

I put some peanut butter and jelly in my oatmeal today and I have just been amped #pbjpower

[Jordan @AGamingLobster]

Dry cleaning is for suits, not for assholes #bidet

[Jordan @AGamingLobster]

Today is the shit #numbertwosday

[Jordan @AGamingLobster]

Laundry is never REALLY finished unless you do it naked. #iputthedeterindetergent

[Jordan @AGamingLobster]

Me neither

[Jordan @AGamingLobster]

Like you’ll just send 4 or 5 texts in a row that are barely connected but sort of follow a weird logic?

[Jordan @AGamingLobster]

You ever just stream of consciousness text someone?

[Jordan @AGamingLobster]

That curling dude is hair goals

[Jordan @AGamingLobster]

Im your mom’s favorite

[Jordan @AGamingLobster]

Dm me if you want a drunk text #letsgetweird

[Jordan @AGamingLobster]

Not having nipples is a good way to get beads

[Jordan @AGamingLobster]

Way more dildos than I expected. And i expected a nonzero amount of dildos

[Jordan @AGamingLobster]

Lots of titties in NOLA

[Jordan @AGamingLobster]

This motherfucker just ate a spoonful of horseradish and cocktail sauce. #bruh